THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP!
The Patriotic Micro Chip is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well trained and highly
skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Side effects, like headaches and nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
In most cases, you won't even notice it!
Implants come in various sizes!
Brought to you courtesy of the UNITED STATES Marine Corp!