Saturday, July 10, 2010

WE DIDN'T MAKE THEM LIARS (P)

AS I'VE SAID BEFORE, IF YOU FIND ANY SIMULARITY BETWEEN THIS AND SOME OLD BILLY JOEL SONG, IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD…

"WE DIDN'T MAKE THEM LIARS"

Barack Obama, Fannie Mae, Eric Holder, NBC Today
Woodrow Wilson, Van Jones, Chris Dodd

Nancy Pelosi, Keith Olbermann, MSNBC
Barry's buddy Chaves, Mahmoud Ahmadenijad

Rosie O'donnell doesn't have a clue
Neither do the women on The View

Joe Biden's F-Bomb, Wolfe Blitzer and CNN
Robert Gibbs, Charlie Sheen, don't forget "The Banking Queen"

We didn't make them liars
Their lies have been churning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't make them liars
Their lies never stop oozing
Cause their lips keep moving

Barbara Boxer, Bill Mahr, Harry Reid gone too far
Bill & Hillary, John Kerry, how about Danny Glover

Penn and Madonna are toast, Huffington and Washington Post
Al Gore's "Inconvenient Massage Therapist Lover"

Arlen Specter, Charlie Crist, no wonder Floridians are pissed
Andy Stern, Valerie Jarrett, Rahm and Zeke Emanuel

David Axelrod, Cass Sunstein, Time and News Week magazine
John Murtha, Robert Byrd, are probably living in hell

We didn't make them liars
Their lies have been churning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't make them liars
Their lies never stop oozing
Cause their lips keep moving


Katie Couric, Chris Matthews, CBS Nightly News
Khruschev, George Soros, Michael Moore
Charles Gibson he's a pill, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-il,
Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson's a media whore

Chairman Mao, Anita Dunn, power from the barrel of a gun
Vladimir Lenin, Karl Marx, Fidel Castro
Hezbollah has gone too far, those who yell Allah Akbar
Richard Daley, and his son, politicians from Chicago

We didn't make them liars
Their lies have been churning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't make them liars
Their lies never stop oozing
Cause their lips keep moving

We didn't make them liars
Their lies have been churning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't make them liars
Their lies never stop oozing
Cause their lips keep moving

I've got to admit, my brain hurts... Hope you get a chuckle out of it...

7 comments:

  1. Bro,

    Damn good post! My brain hurts after reading it!

    Will go back later to see if you got them all, but I think you nailed each bitch and bastard to the wall!

    Your not he only one who can rhyme! You just have waaaayyy too much time! Damn, did it again!

    Lock & Load!!!

    Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

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  2. ...Arlen Specter, Charlie Crist, no wonder Floridians are pissed...

    That's my favorite line, ha, ha.

    So many liars...geeesh. Good job.

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  3. Great post! I was hearing the tune in my head when I was reading it.

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  4. Great post! Someone should make a video.

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  5. Hi Born Again! That is a great and creative sone! You really nailed it!
    I will be humming this tune all day now!
    All your relaxing on the deck and sun tanning is making your mind
    even sharper! Keep up the good work.

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  6. That was great, you have talent. I agree with Trestin---video material.

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  7. If anyone knows someone with the talent and ability to video a version of this, please have them contact me, I'm not able to make one...

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