Friday, May 27, 2011

HOW WE ENDED UP WITH A COCK FOR PRESIDENT (P)

Here's the true story of how Barack Obama came to be president...



















John was in the chicken business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.


This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way to do it without work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully next time around; you can't always hear the bell.

STOP LETTING THIS COCK SCREW YOU... VOTE AS IF YOUR LIFE AND VIRGINITY DEPENDED ON IT...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...



8 comments:

  1. So true.

    On a side note there is breed of chicken nicknamed Barred Rock.

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  2. The no bell piece prize...Priceless!

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  3. I'm with Randy ... I lost it when I hit No Bell Piece Prize. What a great post!

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  4. Such a Great Post! Funny but it "rings" truth

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  5. I posted this on FB. Great post!

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  6. That was a good one.
    And to all of those who voted for the No Bell Piece Prize winner in 2008...the chickens are coming home to roost. (sorry)

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  7. TCL...
    You are eggzactly right, there are a lot of people with rooster remorse, proofing not just any cockledo...

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  8. Great one! LOL! Maybe the chickens can give those who voted for the No Bell Piece Prize winner a peck on the a$$? Wake up call.

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