Tuesday, June 8, 2010

MIGHT BE FUNNY IF IT WEREN'T TRUE (P)

POEM - Illegal Immigrants


I cross river,
poor and broke,

Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man
treat me good in there,
Say I need
go see Welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,

We send cash
right to your door.'

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,

Medicaid
it keep you healthy!

By and by,
Got plenty money,

Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,

Tell them
'come, fast as you can'

They come in buses
and Ford trucks,

I buy big house
with welfare bucks.
They come here,
we live together,

More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,

But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,

I buy his house,
and then I say,

'Find more aliens
for house to rent.'

In my yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,

But they, too,
draw welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
Soon we own
whole neighborhood.

We have hobby
it called breeding,

Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?

We get free!
We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good
for white man race.

If they no like us,
they can go,
Got lots of room
in Mexico .

We're not racists, we're Americans trying to save our country...

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

IF NOT YOU, WHO? IF NOT NOW, WHEN?

3 comments:

  1. As I read it I could not help but think of neighborhoods I have seen transformed in such a way.

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  2. And Mexico is all pissed off because a border guard shot and killed an illegal alien that was part of a group pelting the agents with rocks, trying to kill the agents...

    I think there should be a sign in Mexican every 100 yards along the border that says "Beware of flying objects, they may be bullets"...

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  3. That's a great comment about flying objects! It seems that many in this country and around the world think we should respond only with equal force when attacked---if they throw rocks we should throw rocks back. Its a crazy attitude, but nevertheless one that many believe in.

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