Wednesday, February 17, 2010

GUESS WHO TURNS ONE TODAY (P)

DID YOU GUESS THE $787,000,000,000.00 BUNDLE OF JOY KNOWN AS THE STIMULUS PACKAGE?






That's right, hard to believe that just one year ago we were on the brink of 7.6% unemployment... Thank God & Obama (though some think they are one in the same) they were able to implement this wonderful bundle of stimulus and now unemployment is at 9.7% after being as high as 10%... Can you even imagine where these numbers would be if this incredible spending plan hadn't been shoved down our throats, I mean come to the rescue... The truly amazing part of this is that Obama has only spent 1/3 of the money... Doing the math, we can expect unemployment to be around 14% by the time he spends all the money... What do you mean, isn't the bigger the number the better? Oh, so the more money spent, the smaller the number should be... Well golly gee whiz, then what that nice man Mr. Biden has been saying about how great this little bundle of spending has been must be a big ole fib...

It seems to me this one year old stimulus plan and a one year old child have allot in common...
  1. Neither of them work...
  2. They can't feed themselves...
  3. They both S**T themselves on a regular basis...
  4. The government wants to control both of them...
  5. If left alone they both would probably die...

The differences between the two are...

  1. Eventually the child will grow up and work...
  2. The child will learn to feed itself...
  3. The child will become potty trained...
  4. The stimulus package will never be under control...
  5. The debt from the stimulus plan will never die...

Happy Birthday Stimulus, (I'm going to catch allot of flack from this statement) you give credence to the argument over late term abortion...

4 comments:

  1. Could we abort the Stimlus? (I am in no way advocating for abortion) How about not wasting the rest of the Stimulus on the Democrats stupid pet projects? They should use the rest of the money to reduce the deficit. Big Government needs to be stopped.

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  2. You are right Teresa this would be the one time I could support abortion. A very cute post got a kick out of reading the comparsion with a actual one year old.

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  3. Hey, they think they did such a great job with the stimulus package, now they want a "jobs bill". Different name, same S**t.

    Did you go to the Marco Rubio event at Harborside?

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  4. No, my Tammie wasn't feeling well and I ended up having to work late... I wish this jobs bill would hurry up and take hold... ha ha...

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