Thursday, October 1, 2009


Mr. Peabody, set the "Way Back Machine" (anyone too young to understand that statement, please ask your parents, for you have undoubtedly been deprived of the greatest cartoon program of all times, Rocky & Bullwinkle) the year is 1773 and after years of King George III trying to tax the American colonies in an effort to recoup their losses from the French and Indian war... On December 16, 1773 upwards of 7,000 colonists went down to the wharf demanding that the ships carrying tea from the East India Company leave the port without payment of any duty... When the Collector of Customs refused to allow the ships to leave without payment, a couple hundred of the colonists took matters into their own hands... They, some dressed as Indians whooping war chants converged on the three ships and dumped their cargoes of tea into Boston Harbor... This simple act of defiance is what ultimately started The American Revolution and the forming of these United States of America...

Fast forward about 236 years and the United States is confronted by threats of nuclear proliferation from a country run by religious nutjobs... Allow me to introduce you to Mahmoud Ahmedinejad the fraudulently elected president of the Islamic Republic of Iran... This wacko along with the ruling mullahs believe that the only way to bring the coming of the 12th Imam (Radical Islamist's version of Jesus) is through total chaos and bloodshed, especially that of the infidel... (that ladies and gentlemen would be you and me) I'm not college educated, but I am smart enough know that nuclear arms in the hands of people who refer to The United States as "The Big Satin" and Israel as "The Little Satin" can't possibly have a good outcome...

It took me a while to get here, but as Glenn Beck would say "let me tie this all together for you"... We, The United States of America have a president when confronted with the knowledge that the Iranians are enriching uranium faster than your ice cream cone is melting on the 4th of July, wants to "talk"... Can you imagine what would have happened if in 1773 the colonists had thought that an open discussion with King George III, without preconditions would be a great idea? I'll tell you exactly what would have happened... We would all be speaking the Queens English (literally) and Barack Obama would be the Prime Minister of The American Colonies...

Mr. President, as I referred to in the title, It's Not Too Late... You can not rationalize with these morons anymore than you can rationalize with a two year old... You need to spank them and in a firm voice say "NO"... If they continue to misbehave, you send them to bed without supper... In Iran's case, you put a naval blockade in the Strait of Hormuz, no oil out, no refined petroleum in... In my best Soup Nazi voice "no gas for you"... Lets see how long it takes to topple their economy and get these nutjobs ousted...

If all else fails, you can always "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran...
bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran"...


  1. you moron, the colonists did talk to King George. he didn't agree. the problem was that there was no representation. So it was taxation without representation. And that's what they were opposing. Also there has been tax since founding of USA.

  2. Yo Bro!

    As Rocky would say to Bullwinkle, "No doubt about it, I gotta get me a new hat!"

    Thinking that BO is going to grow a pair now is like the people that still think he calls the shots!

    Did he really think that flying to Copenhagen was going to give the US (pardon the politically incorrect phrase) a "Chinaman's chance in hell" of winning the 2016 Olympic Games? Talk about a huge waste of tax'payers money to say nothing of the huge carbon footprint!(Over a million pounds of CO2 emissions from Air Force One alone, not to mention the 757 that Michelle,Oprah, and Miss Valerie flew on along with all of the support planes and on and on and on!) Too bad Al Gore coundn't have followed in his Big Ass Jet too! They probably decreased the life of "Planet Earth" by a couple hundred years in one day.

    The only thing that will stop "President Tom" as Glenn Beck calls him is either a bullet or a bomb! It's just a matter of whether it is going to be one of ours or one of Israel's!


  3. Yo Bro, caught another troll... This blog bait that we've developed is awesome... You just throw it out there and these left wing nutjobs just can't help but bite... I caught some guy by the name of Rakesh (that's Irish isn't it?) but he was too small, so I threw him back...

  4. Well Mr.Born-Again-American your comment asserts my point of you being a moron without any education. you didn't even reply to my point about taxation and start to worry to my ethnicity. Go and get some education and become worthwhile for this great country that was once the leader in technology and now is falling due to lackadaisical attitude towards education from citizens like you.

  5. I am a conservative.
    This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

    I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

    After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

    I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

    At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level
    determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

    On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

    After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its
    valuables thanks to the local police department.

    And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

  6. Let me see. The gument is so good at running and fixing things. Like Social Security. Medicare, Amtrac, U.S.Postal Service. oh yes, don't forget how well they ran The Mustang Ranch after the IRS took it over