THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP!
The Patriotic Micro Chip is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well trained and highly
skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Side effects, like headaches and nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
In most cases, you won't even notice it!
Implants come in various sizes!
Brought to you courtesy of the UNITED STATES Marine Corp!
This micrchip needs to be implanted in as many terrorists as possible. It may kill them, but it will help revive and save us patriotic Americans, and save our country.
ReplyDeleteA fool proof cure for terrorism and whatever else ails those misguided followers of Islam. A cult that has infected far too many.
ReplyDeleteHey, I have some of those same implants in my lockbox. Someday I'll put them to good use.
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Got me! I didn't see it coming, but I loved the "report".
ReplyDeleteYep, this is truely the final solution!
ReplyDeleteOne or more injections may be required at no additional cost.
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