STRANGE BEDFELLOWS OR PARTNERS IN CRIME (P)

Here's an Associated Press article about Charlie Crist planning on increasing the State of Florida's budget by $2.7 billion...


spending by $2.7 billion during the next budget year.

Crist unveiled his full $69.2 billion budget recommendation Friday in
Tallahassee. The next budget year begins July 1.

It includes about $1 billion in additional federal money for Medicaid
that Congress has not yet approved, but Crist said he's confident it
will pass. (is that what Obama is whispering in his ear?)

The governor over the past week has been traveling the state to announce
key parts of the plan. They include a $535 million increase for public
schools, $100 million more for universities and an additional $67
million for state and community colleges.

Legislative leaders, though, say they are facing another tight budget
year and have been skeptical of Crist's proposals.

Copyright 2010 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material
may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Again Crist is showing his true colors, which is far from a fiscally responsible Republican... This is exactly why we need to send a strong message in the upcoming primaries and choose MARCO RUBIO to represent our conservative values from Florida's fifth congressional district...

If you haven't taken the time, I urge you to visit Marco's website and donate to his campaign...

http://www.marcorubio.com/

Believe me when I tell you, I'm as financially strapped as the rest of you, but it's better to pay a little now than a bunch later... I've set up a small automatic payment each month which eases the impact on my budget...

TAKEN @ SOTU (P)

IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT...

Yes we're all waiting for you to put on your "Big Boy Britches" and take ownership of your presidency...

ET TU, BRUTE (P)

Julius Caesar is quoting Garth from Wayne's World "I'm not worthy"...

Here's a few quotes from our Emperor-N-Chief...

1. "I came, I saw, I screwed it up"

2. "I love the name of dipstick, more than I fear not being re-elected"

3. "Politicians lie many times before their actual election"

4. "It is better to create a lie, lying is the essence of life"

5. "The lie is cast"

6. "The evil I do lives after me, the good just isn't in my bones"

7."Men in general are stupid to believe that which I wish to be true"

8. "If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases just bend the hell out of it"

9. "I would rather be first in the small village of Chicago than vice-president under Hillary"

10. "As a rule, worry more about what you can't see me doing than what you can see me doing"

11. "It is not the Democrats that I fear, but those damn Tea Party goers"

12. "Which exit is preferable to every other? Impeachment"

13. In blame, events of importance are the result of George Bush"

14. "It is easier to find men who will volunteer to lie, than to find those that are willing to endure my bull s**t"

15. "I have lived long enough to satisfy both George Soros and my ego"

My only question for the Emperor would be simple...

If you weren't supposed to listen to "We the People", why did God make your ears so big???

MY FIRST STATE OF THE ONION ADDRESS (P)

Thank you. Emeril Lagasse thank you. Thank you very much. Paula Dean, Mr. Tyler Florence, Distinguished Members of the Food Network, honored guests and fellow citizens:

Today marks my first State of the Onion address to you, a culinary duty as old as our appetite itself.

Julia Child began this tradition in 1965 after reminding the nation that the destiny of self-indulgence and the "preservation of the sacred fire of halitosis" is "finally staked on the experiment encrusted in the pallets of the American people." For our friends in the press, who place a high premium on accuracy, let me say: l did not actually hear Julia Child say that, but it is a matter of historic record. (the preceeding was a shameless adaptation of our last great president, Ronald Reagan's 1st State of the Union address)




So as I sit before you, allow me to reaffirm to you the American public that today indeed our "Onion" is in a great "State"... Unlike others that will remain nameless, our "Onion" with very little peeling becomes quite transparent. I must admit that I sometimes get teary eyed when working with our "Onion", as I'm reminded just how far we have come... I must warn you against those green or spring "Onions" as they deep down are real scallions... There are some "Onions" that are real pearls, others are sweet and some are blooming, but our red or Spanish "Onions" translate into great flavor... We have the white and brown "Onion" while the vidalia "Onion" is truly representative of our southern states... Though perhaps not normally considered an "Onion" you might want to take a leek... (try working that into a speech)...



So in closing, allow me to say "God Bless and Long Live Our Onion"

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE WAS USELESS (P)

Just in time for the State of the Union Address...

Now if my "Super Dooper Snooper Ears" get hear I can figure out what they are really doing behind all those closed doors... I bet I'll be hearing alot of moaning kind of like when mommy & daddy close the bedroom door... Do you think somebody is really getting screwed, or is it just the American public getting screwed again???

An Open Letter To All Democratic Senators! (L)

The following is a sample of the letter I have sent to all of the Democrats in the United States Senate:

Dear Senator,

Please be advised that if the Democrats try to cram a Health Care bill down the throats of The American People using any form of reconciliation, there will be "HELL TO PAY"

After all you work for us! "We The People" have come out in overwhelming numbers against the House and the Senate bills! It is time to listen to "We The People"

Here's a novel idea! How about you invite some of your Republican colleagues to meet with you to share their ideas as well. You should also have these meetings in public and televised on CSPAN as your President said numerous times on the campaign trail. REMEMBER!

When you ignore the "Will of the People" you will find that you are committing political suicide!

Lock & Load!!!

Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

ARE THEY STARTING TO GET IT? (P)

In a press conference yesterday press secretary Robert Gibbs used the term "angry" or "angry and frustrated" at least fifteen times... Can it be possible that this administration is waking up? The answer is possibly, but the problem is that they don't care if the American public is angry... They are going to shove their progressive agenda down our throats whether we are angry or not... They are just going to use a different approach...

We have punched this administration in the mouth and fat lip and all, they aren't going to abandon their attempt to "Fundamentally transform America"... That is why we can't let up for a single minute, we need to knock them out... They have been staggered, now we need to continue with body punches, taking the wind out of their fight... Don't let them snooker you into thinking they have heard the bell and are going to listen to the American public, after all the American public is "too stupid to think for themselves"... I hope that last statement really pissed you off, because it should stand as a reminder of just how much importance these creeps consider your opinion to be... The only thing that will stop them is to vote them out and after last Tuesday, that seems to be completely possible... Despite what they may choose to believe, this country is right of center and their far left ideas do not reflect the majority...

It seems their new approach is as Joe Biden said, "that three letter word JOBS"... Is it any wonder we're in such deep dodo, when the Vice President can't count... The only trouble with that is their idea of jobs are in government, not the private sector, and when the private sector is involved it's because it's the husband of the "Caulking Queen's" company that stands to benefit... The "green economy" is designed for one purpose only and that is "the redistribution of wealth" how on earth is "capitalism" and "the free market system" going to bring about their agenda? The answer is simple, it's not, and that is why they are moving at warp speed to collapse both capitalism and the free market system... When Van Jones says "give Pookie a job" I say "tell Pookie to stop buying into the lie"... The progressive agenda along with all its entitlement programs are designed to enslave people, not to free them... The only "hope and change" they are counting on is "hope they don't figure out our scam" because having to "change our jobs" is going to be a bitch, as the vast majority of them have never had a real job...

I think I've ranted enough, so I'll close with one warning... Don't for so much as a second think that their new approach means that they intend to stop trying to "FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORM AMERICA"...

AUDIT THE FED FIRST (P)

This picture was taken before the Federal Reserve was established, but their auditing practices are just as archaic... Well actually, they don't exist and that is what this post is all about... I receieved this email earlier and though it lists senators to call in Florida, it would apply elsewhere as well...

January 21, 2010

Dear C4L Member,

Our country’s economic future is in Ben Bernanke’s hands on a daily basis.Now his job security is in ours.I need you to immediately call your senators with a simple message: “No vote on Bernanke until we get a vote on Audit the Fed.”

Senator George LeMieux: 202-224-3041

Senator Bill Nelson: 202-224-5274

Here’s what’s going on and why you need to act immediately. It’s a little complex, so bear with me.

Senator Jim DeMint (R-SC) has led the charge to place a “hold” on Bernanke’s nomination to a second term as Fed chairman until the Senate votes on Audit the Fed. This means to get a vote on Bernanke, Harry Reid has to have a vote on “cloture” (just like in the health care battle), and that requires a super-majority of 60 votes.Insiders now tell me that Harry Reid is threatening to ram through a cloture vote as early as next week.Senator DeMint is joined by David Vitter, Jim Bunning, and Bernie Sanders in his efforts, but these senators cannot succeed alone. But right now, Republicans should stop caving in to Harry Reid’s muscle on behalf of Ben Bernanke and the out of control Federal Reserve, and Democrats are cowering in fear of the popular revolt against out of control spending and the economic wreck it has helped create.A strong message from Campaign for Liberty activists like you could start a stampede in the Senate that will make Harry Reid back off of Bernanke and give us a vote on Audit the Fed.After all, Harry Reid is already the most vulnerable Democrat up for reelection next year, according to the polls.

Call your senators at the following numbers:Senator George LeMieux: 202-224-3041Senator Bill Nelson: 202-224-5274Make sure you let them know that:

1.) If they are not cosponsoring Audit the Fed, you expect them to sign on in support of finding out what the Fed has done with trillions of our dollars. Tell them you will make sure their constituents know of their action or inaction on this issue.

2.) They must vote “no” on cloture until after there is a vote on Audit the Fed. No vote should be taken on Ben Bernanke’s confirmation, or the nomination of anyone else for Fed Chairman, until Audit the Fed has received a public, up or down vote. The real issue here is not the Fed chairman himself. It is the need for complete transparency.Ben Bernanke’s term as Fed chairman expires on January 31, so Harry Reid is under pressure from Barack Obama to act quickly. Which means we must act even faster.The Senate has enough on its plate with the fight over health care, so they can ill afford to face yet another tough fight over the leadership’s agenda.Time to turn up the pressure.Take action today to push for a vote on Audit the Fed, S. 604!

P.S. Senator DeMint and his colleagues are counting on your support as they fight for Audit the Fed. Call your senators today and urge them to delay any action on Ben Bernanke's confirmation until Audit the Fed receives a public, up or down vote!

Lets hand Obama another defeat, he needs to get used to them...

ARLINGTON AND SURROUNDING D.C. AREA ROCKED BY EARTHQUAKE (P)

What was reported to be a 6.2 magnitude earthquake with the epicenter in the area of Arlington National Cemetery, in actuality turned out to be Ted Kennedy rolling over in his grave...

Though the cause was not really an earthquake, the shock waves are reverberating all across the country and Democrats and Progressives fear after shocks may continue even as late as November...

Congratulations Scott Brown!!!

Settle down Teddy, "The People's Seat" is in great hands...

CLOSE THE LOCKS - FINISH THE FENCE (P)

What do these photos have in common?

The top photo depicts the absolutely out of control invasion of the Asian Carp, a predatory species that is threatening our Great Lakes and the $7,000,000,000.00
per year fishing and recreational industries in the Great Lakes... The second shows a couple of what are literally millions of "illegal aliens" preparing to enter this country through our southern border...
These two have more in common than first meets the eye... The invasion of the Asian Carp into the Great Lakes could be stopped by closing the locks that stand between the carp and the lakes... It is true that in doing this, it would hurt the 30 million dollar a year barge industry of Illinois (who might we know just happens to be an ex senator from Illinois) while failing to do this jeopardises the 70 billion dollar a year commercial fishing and recreational industries in the Great Lakes... In my best Glenn Beck, isn't one of these numbers bigger than the other? What we have is a president so totally corrupted by Chicago thug politics that he is willing to tell the Army Corps of Engineers to leave the locks open, virtually insuring the intrusion of this predatory species into the Great Lakes and the ultimate collapse of a 70 billion dollar a year industry...

The reason this administration won't do anything to stop illegal immigration is for the same illegitimate reason... These progressives are losing their base as more and more of the people they have preyed upon for decades are waking up to the fact that their whole agenda is a lie... These scum bags (I'm referring to the progressives) don't give a tinker's damn about anything but staying in power, regardless of the broken lives and promises used to maintain their position... In the words of Saul Alinsky, "the end justifies the means"... They realise that every illegal they get into our country will become a blind voter / follower as soon as they can provide amnesty and enslave another class of people with their entitlement programs...

In conclusion, this administration is doing anything and everything humanly possible to destroy the America we know and love... The time for Passive Resistance is over...

Lock & Load!!!

Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

FUNNY FOR NOW, LETS WAKE UP! (P)

Europe is being overrun by Muslims, Canada faces the same dilemma...

It is believed that within fifty years, the majority of people living in America could be Muslim...

I'm fully aware this country was founded on your right to religious freedom, but does anyone think those rights will still exist under Sharia Law?

I've posted on this before, and shrug it off if you will, but this is a clear and immanent danger... The tree hugging, climate change morons are already urging Americans to a limit of one child per family... The Muslims in this country have no intentions of following this recommendation and through shear breeding will become the majority... In as much as I really don't think John Holdren, Obama's science czar is going to get his wish for "forced sterilization", (that's a whole different post) there is little to stop the scenario I just explained...

I'm not against immigration, but we have to protect our way of life...

IF THIS WASN'T SCARY, IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS (P)

TEACHER ARRESTED IN NEW YORK -
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.'
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow---

OK...

Now President Obama, stop being the butt of these kind of jokes and do what the constitution allows you to do which is "PROTECT THE AMERICAN PUBLIC"...

We are at war you moron, stop denying it and act to protect us, not the enemy...

ALLEN WEST RESPONDS TO HARRY REID'S COMMENTS (P)

Friends,attached is my response to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's comments, which I consider incredibly vile. Feel free to disseminate and share with your email lists and post as you desire.

Allen West, candidate for US Congress

www.allenwestforcongress.com/

"The revelation of Senator Harry Reid's comments referencing "negro talk" is just indicative of the true sentiment elitist liberals, and indeed the Democratic party, have toward black Americans. The history of the Democrat party is one of slavery, secession, segregation, and now socialism. It is this new aged socialism born from the Johnson Great Society programs that have castigated blacks as victims needing government dependency. One need only to look upon the city of Detroit to ascertain what liberal social welfare policies have produced for the inner city.....the new plantation for black Americans.

The Ku Klux Klan was birthed by the Democrats as a terrorist wing to intimidate blacks, and whites, who sought to promote economic and education independence and social justice for blacks. What was once overt has just morphed and become covert, yet still exists..

One can only imagine the insanity and media outrage if Reid's quote had come from a member of the Republican party. I look forward to hearing from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on Reid's comments........or has liberal hush money paid for the silence of these proprietors of poverty and victimization theory.. Actually, if President Obama had any courage he would demand Reid step down as Senate Majority Leader, and discontinue any support for his Senate reelection.......notice I said "if". I am quite sure the Soros money which elevated Obama to the position of President has bought his servitude.

Why am I running for US Congress as a Republican, simple, I would rather stand proudly and be called "Uncle Tom and Sellout" than lose my self-esteem and be considered an inferior by liberals. I understand the legacy of the GOP and the black community....not that revisionist history espoused by liberal educators. I am not, shall never be, and will not raise my daughters to be a part of the liberal 21st century plantation. I am not just some articulate, clean, good speaking negro. I am an American warrior, Congressional candidate, and shall never submit to the collective progressive ideal of inferiority.

Senator Harry Reid's comments are disgusting, despicable, and unacceptable. They are representative of how intellectual elite liberals do indeed speak of black Americans in their closed private spaces. Next week I have been invited to NYC to address the Hudson Institute, a conservative organization, conference on "Reclaiming American Liberty". That invite came to me because I took advantage of the opportunities this great Republic offered. I followed the guidance of my parents and set my standards above all others around me. I speak well and have impeccable communicative skills because my Father and Mother prioritized that quality.

I shiver to think what my future could have been if I listened to the insidious rhetoric of charlatans such as Harry Reid, and the ambassadors of affirmative action who reside in the Congressional Black Caucus.

Sure, the "stuck on stupid" blacks are going to address me in derogatory names, but I possess something which they lack; Honor, Integrity, and Character. To them I say, continue to be slaves to the liberals for your vote.......and in a year you will be calling me Congressman West.

Steadfast and Loyal,
LTC(R) Allen B West

President Tom Wants WW II Reparations (L)

According to an AP report President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (President Tom) has commissioned a team to study the damages caused from the 1941 Allied invasion of Iran.

President Tom said "A team has been assigned to calculate the damages (inflicted on Iran) in the Second World War. This will be an invoice they (Allied powers) must pay to the Iranian nation." His remarks were broadcast live on state television on Saturday.

The invasion by British and Soviet troops on August 26, 1941 was codenamed "Operation Countenance" to secure Iranian oil fields for use fighting the Axis forces.

President Tom was also quoted saying, "You inflicted lots of damages to the Iranian nation, put your weight on the shoulders (of the Iranian people) and became victors in the World War II. You didn't even share the war profits with Iran." President Tom went on to say, "If I say today that we will take full compensation... know that we will stand to the end and will take it."

In more babble from President Tom he went on to say Iran may demand compensation for WW I as well.

Well President Tom, I have just the answer for you! It is "The Patriotic Micro Chip" To check out my answer please read my post dated 1/3/10!

Lock & Load!!!

Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

A Picture Is Worth 1,000,000 Words (L)

As you can see for yourselves a picture is worth a 1,000,000 words!




I tried to come up with some witty dialog, but this pretty much says it all!



Anyone wonder how he got elected now?

Lock & Load!!!

Sons and Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

THIS ISN'T THE SECURITY I'M WORRIED ABOUT (P)

Hey dipstick, this is not the security you and your stooges should be concentrating on...



We have Jihadist trying to kill each and every one of us and you're trying to protect us from Bernie Madoff...



Here's an idea, why don't you stop trying to give these enemy combatants the same rights as American citizens and let them face military tribunals... That might free up our court system, giving you the time to focus on the really bad guys that are just trying to rip us off, not kill us...


Not just national security
Holder talks fraud fight in Fla.
By POLITICO STAFF 01/08/10 12:00 PM

Attorney General Eric Holder has chosen the Palm Beach area — ground zero for Bernie Madoff's $65 billion Ponzi scheme — for a major speech setting out a marker that financial security will be a priority, in addition to national security. This is the most specific the A.G. has ever been about his determination to target mortgage, securities, and stimulus and bailout fraud.

From Holder's prepared remarks, to be delivered at 12:15 p.m. in West Palm Beach to the Forum Club of the Palm Beaches: "In times of recession, when every dollar counts and each dollar is counted, financial wrongdoing comes to light. Unbalanced books are revealed. Pyramid schemes collapse. We need a bold strategy equal to the challenge — a comprehensive, coordinated plan of action that strikes at the core of financial fraud schemes wherever they may be found. This is precisely what our new, national effort will accomplish. The Department of Justice, working in concert with the White House and a network of government agencies, will use every tool at our disposal — including new resources, advanced technologies and communications capabilities, and the very best talent we have — to prevent, prosecute, and punish financial fraud.

"The cornerstone of this work is a new, interagency Financial Fraud Enforcement Task Force. At the core of the Task Force's mission is a more robust and strategic law enforcement effort. Through this effort, critical information will be shared in real time across the federal government — and with our state and local law enforcement partners — so that we can stop fraud schemes in their tracks. We will focus on four key types of financial crime: Mortgage fraud — from the simplest of "flip" schemes to systematic lending fraud in our nationwide housing market; Securities fraud — from traditional insider trading, to Ponzi schemes, to accounting fraud, to misrepresentations to investors; Recovery Act and rescue fraud — including the theft of federal stimulus funds and the illegal use of taxpayer dollars intended to shore up our financial institutions; and financial discrimination — including predatory lending practices in minority communities and the sale of financial products that exploit the elderly and disadvantaged."

Read more in Mike Allen's POLITICO Playbook.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY COUNTRY LATELY? (P)

At the risk of being deemed a "Cave Dweller", I'm going to admit that up until 20 minutes ago I had never heard of Jerry Doyle... I was finishing my coffee watching "Fox and Friends"

(as all us really hip conservatives do) and caught Clayton's interview with Jerry... (The reason it took 20 minutes was because I had to go on line and order the book)...

Jerry offered two explanations for the title... The first coming almost out of disgust, HAVE YOU SEEN MY COUNTRY LATELY? and the second in a more inquisitive fashion, HAVE YOU SEEN MY COUNTRY LATELY?

As I alluded to, I've not read the book, but Jerry certainly echoes my sentiment... This great country of ours is at as crucial a turning point as we've experienced in our history... There is not a single moment to waste... The progressives and their socialist agenda are within days of as our Marxist-In-Chief so appropriately proclaimed "Fundamentally Transforming America"... We as believers of the fact that our rights are given to us by GOD and not some dipstick politician need to as our "Founding Fathers" did all those years ago, pledge our "Lives and Sacred Honor" to the fight in front of us... There is no time for complacency, "every day in every way" (sorry, and old Silva Mind Control affirmation, our parents were way ahead of their time) put forth the effort to stop these "Dirt Bag Progressives" from turning us into "Europe of the West"... I am not now, and never will be someone who will stand by and watch as our "Rights and Freedoms" are destroyed in the name of "Social Justice" and the good of the "Collective"... The only "Redistributive Change" I'm envisioning is exactly where we will "Redistribute" the bodies of those that would stand in our way...

Lock & Load!!!

Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS ONLY SEEN SNOW ONCE (P)

Emergency Weather Bulletin This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan after a severe snow storm ...The Mining Journal,Marquette, MI WEATHER BULLETIN Up here in the Northern part of Michigan we just recovered from a Historic event --- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands.

FYI: Obama did not come. FEMA did nothing. No one howled for the government. No one blamed the government. No one even uttered an expletive on TV. Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. Our Mayor's did not blame Obama or anyone else. Our Governor did not blame Obama or anyone else either. CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or even report on this category 5snow storm.

Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards. No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House. No one looted. Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something. Nobody expected the government to do anything either. No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera. No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Brad Pitts, No Hollywood types to be found.

Nope, we just melted the snow for water.Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars. The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask for a penny. Local restaurants made food, and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snow bound families.. Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.

We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns.. We put on an extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die".. We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks. Even though a Category 5 blizzard of this scale is not usual, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.

This is precisely why The United States of America is the greatest country on the face of the earth... Lets "Take Her Back" instead of becoming the "progressive waste land" that these "Dirt Bags" in Washington are trying to turn us into...

THE FIRST OF MANY TO SAY "NO MAS" (P)

Democratic senator Byron Dorgan of North Dakota is the first to say "No Mas, No Mas" the term made famous by boxer Roberto Duran in his fight against Sugar Ray Leonard...

Dorgan is the first of what inevitably will be many Democrats who will choose to quit rather than be humiliated in the upcoming November elections...

It seems that the mere thought of having to climb into the ring with Republican Governor John Hoeven who has not officially announced his intentions to run, but is strongly considering entering the race, is enough to send Dorgan to his corner saying "get these gloves off of me, I don't want any part of this"...

Dorgan I'm sure will be the first of many who will lament to the fact that in the words B.B. king, "The Thrill Is Gone"... (What's that running up your leg now Chris Matthews?)

"Culture Crisis" (L)

This comes from my friend Randy in South Carolina, it's worth a quick read:

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This letter was sent by Dr. Starner Jones.
His short 2-paragraph letter to the White House accurately puts the blame on a "Culture Crisis" instead of a "Health Care Crisis".

Starner Jones, MD

Dear Sirs:
"During my last night's shift in the ER, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient with an expensive shiny gold tooth, multiple elaborate expensive tattoos, a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and a new cellular telephone equipped with her favorite R&B tune for a ringtone.. Glancing over the chart, one could not help noticing her payer status: Medicaid. She smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and, somehow, still has money to buy beer.

And our Congress expects me to pay for this woman's health care? Our nation's health care crisis is not a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. It is a crisis of culture ~ a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance. A culture that thinks "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me". Life is really not that hard. Most of us reap what we sow. Don't you agree?

STARNER JONES, MD
Jackson , MS

Lock & Load!!!

Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

The Patriotic Micro Chip (L)

This one comes to us from our old friend Bill in North Carolina!

THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP!


The Patriotic Micro Chip is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well trained and highly

skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

In most cases, you won't even notice it!



Implants come in various sizes!

Brought to you courtesy of the UNITED STATES Marine Corp!

LETS FORMULATE A PLAN (P)

I know that Glenn Beck is formulating a plan to regain our REPUBLIC, and will be releasing information as it is becomes available culminating in a huge rally at the steps of the Lincoln Memorial on August 28th of this year... (which of course co- insides with the anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech) I'll admit that like the buzzard, patience has never been my strong suite...

I think with all the brilliant minds out there in the blogosphere, we should be able to come up with some ideas of our own... I don't think that secrecy is needed, it's not as if the "left wing whackjobs" don't know we're coming after them guns a blazing... (before you liberals soil yourselves, that was metaphorically speaking, at least for now)

Here's where my expertise ends (sorry, I'm not computer savvy) as far as the ability to produce some form of website or interactive blog that people could use as a sounding board for ideas... The enemy has been organizing for years, it's time we did as well... I'm going to toss out a few ideas and would dearly love to see others responses as well as additional ideas...

1. Grass roots voter education on the real issues...
2. Voter registration drives targeted towards conservative values... (no quotas, we're not ACORN)
3. Fund raising efforts to support True Conservative candidates...
4. Candidate forums in which we can weed out the liberals in conservative clothing...
5. Instead of "Rock the Vote" how about "Rocking Chair the Vote"... (literally going to nursing homes and registering voters with their mental capacities still in tack, who just may need help filling out mail in ballots or transportation to polling places)
6. I know there must be a few conservative lawyers out there that would be willing to use our court system to tie up legislation that threatens our "Rights and Freedoms"
7. Continue / Intensify the "Tea Party" protests... Astro Turf My Ass...
8. Now a few from their play book...
9. Complete character assassination of liberal candidates... (similar to their attacks on Sarah Palin)
10. Voter intimidation... (instead of Black Panthers, how about Sweet Little Old Ladies with rolling pins)
11. Civil disobedience, let them know we're tired of their crap... (maybe slap a liberal day) or (unplug an electric car day) or (help a liberal across the street day) no really, "wink, wink"...

My caffeine buzz is wearing off, but let's not drop the ball on this, there's far too much at stake here...

Lock and Load!!!

Sons and Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

NEW PSA... PLEASE TAKE NOTICE (P)

Please be aware of the dangers of a new strain of an old disease... It is going to take a concerted effort by each and every one of us to combat this disease...

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim..and pronounced "gonna re-elect them."

Many victims contracted it in 2008, after having been screwed for the past two years.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease has become so deadly since it is easily cured....by voting out all incumbents!