Saturday, December 19, 2009


I'm jiggy with global warming... I'll start by saying that I was lucky enough to be born in S.W. Florida and smart enough to stay here... I saw snow once and frankly it's not all it's cracked up to be... (I'm sure there's going to be hell to pay for that comment) The truth is the last time I donned a pair of pants was June 1st, 1996 the day my youngest daughter got married and I actually wore a tuxedo... Thankfully when my son got married years later, it was a much more casual wedding, though I did wear closed toed shoes... (my equivalent of black tie) This is all proof of God's ultimate love and wisdom, as he new I was going to end up in a wheelchair and had the grace to have me born in the paradise (snow chains and wheelchairs are a bad mix) that is Florida... (shhhh, they'll all want to move here)

This is why I'm so totally against the global warming (I won't call it climate change) debacle... If they reduce the carbon emissions and the temperature drops, I'm going to have to buy pants and I hate to shop!!!

Tammie and I are having our annual Christmas open house / party this evening, so I'd like to take this time to invite all of you to stop by...

If you can't make it, let me just wish everyone a Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah, God bless you all and may God bless America...


  1. Bro,

    This is one more reason I sometimes question whether or not we are really twins. As you are accutely aware my lovely bride and I can hardly wait to get to our acreage in Tennesse!

    You are more than welcome to your heat, humidity, and "Snowbirds" Along with all of the traffic and BS they bring with them!

    Green Acres is the place for me!!

    See you tonight.

    Lock & Load!!!

    Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

  2. Bro,

    I guess before we move to Tennessee I should learn how to spell it!