In today's environment it's up to you to get your kicks when and where possible... I just went to the grocery store to pick up a few last minute supplies before kick off "GO GATORS" and while rolling through the checkout line I'm looking at the magazines (for those impulse buyers among us) and right there eye level was the latest issue of GQ with a full cover face shot of none other than B.O.... This being a large chain store, and not wanting to offend anyone, they have opaque plastic inserts that can be used to cover up too much cleavage on the latest Cosmopolitan or other such magazine... So I removed one of them and put it in front of the GQ issue... As luck would have it, the woman checking out my purchases asked why I did that to which I replied because I find him extremely offensive... At that juncture she remarked "but he's such a good speaker" to which I replied "yes, but it's a shame he talks out of his ass, but luckily for him the good Lord put his ass right between his ears" at which time I removed the plastic cover and pointed out the obvious... Then another woman said that it's because he's black to which I reminded her that he's only half black and I despise his white half equally as much... I continued to remark about his cronies from Van Jones the communist, Mark Lloyd the Chaves lover, Cass Sunstein who thinks your pets should be able to sue you in a court of law, John Holdren who believes sterilizing agents in the drinking water is a good idea and finally ending with Eric Holder who wants to bring KSM to New York for trial in a civilian court... I paid the cashier and started out the door to the subdued cheers and pats on the back from half a dozen people who had witnessed the episode...
"ARGUING WITH IDIOTS", it's not just for people you know, it's your civic duty anywhere, anytime...
Now that's a good witty post. A good read. I'm watching the gators today also, although I'm a LSU fan---but UofF in also a team I follow. Off topic a bit but was thinking about the Tiger Woods thing and I firmly believe his wife got after him with a no.1 iron and he fled to his car and yep, the accident. She did say she knocked out the window with his golf club. He is a fortunate man and lucky he is a golfer and not on the U.S. Pistol Team. Just a crazy thought.
ReplyDeleteMy beloved Tammie just purchased a 38 caliber revolver, if she mentions a sudden desire to take up the game of golf, I think I'm going seriously consider hiring a body guard... As for your LSU Tigers, there's always next year... The truth be knowm, the rest of the country should fear the S.E.C... Our going into "Death Valley" on a Saturday night and coming away with a win only proves that God is a Gator... Why else would he make the sun orange and the sky blue...
ReplyDeleteThis was golden! I would have loved to be in the store hearing you tell that kool aide drinking dolt what for. I also make it my civic duty whenever I see a book on the shelf in the library, or magazine in the store with obummer's fugly mug smirking out, to THUR it around, or behind a stack of anything else. Great job Born Again !
ReplyDeleteWay to go Perry! And bravo to Tammie for "packin heat"
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