Some of you may not know this about the previous president and his administration, but they are directly responsible for the following...
(TAKE A DEEP BREATH)
The 1929 stock market crash and subsequent great depression, Nazi Germany and the holocaust, the bubonic plague, polio, small pox, HIV, the Korean & Vietnam wars,alien abductions, the Edsel, and probably the most heinous thing of all Chicago not being awarded the 2016 Summer Olympics...
Mr. President, just when are you and your cronies going to stop blaming the Bush administration for you ineptitude... I will be the first to admit, you inherited a few problems, but your self-righteous arrogance when you said "get out of the way and I'll clean up the mess" says to me you better strap on your big boy (no racial slur intended) britches and take ownership of your presidency... You only have a little over three years to (as we redneck, gun toting, bible hugging, astro turf Americans would say) GIT-R-DONE... You've got us off our couches and we're going to make you a thing of the past... These tactics may have worked in Chicago, but they don't cut it in Washington...
Monday, October 5, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
THE DAY DAY OBAMA CARE DIED (P)
My Tammie who shares my life and more importantly my heart found this on... http://asamom.ning.com/
While you are there, read Tammie's heart felt appeal to grand mothers called...
An Open Letter To Grandmothers... Meanwhile enjoy this brilliant piece...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3KDmEvNmJ0
While you are there, read Tammie's heart felt appeal to grand mothers called...
An Open Letter To Grandmothers... Meanwhile enjoy this brilliant piece...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3KDmEvNmJ0
Why Didn't I Think Of This Sooner! (L)
I just figured out the answer to solving our health care issues forever! We need two completely separate health care systems. One for liberals and one for conservatives.
The liberal system will be run by "Big Brother" and the conservative plan will be run by the private sector. Everyone would have to choose as to which one they wished to enlist, and enlistment would be for life. ( All illegal aliens would automatically be signed up under the liberal plan.)
It would probably take less than a generation for the government run plan to kill off all of the people that signed up for it. Then the liberal blight will be gone from this country once and for all!
You may be asking how I came up with this theory. You see it is the liberals who believe that abortion should be readily available for any and all who would or could kill an unborn child. Shortly after the government took over liberal health care you would be able to get an abortion at your local neighborhood 7-11. You know a clinic on every corner. Therefore the birth rate would plummet causing the rapid decline of liberals.
The rest of my theory comes from looking at government run health care in other countries. With the added bureaucracy of the government running the system, heath care overall would decline so rapidly that many would die from the lousy health care they would receive if they actually could get in to see a doctor in the first place. Hell this might not take a full generation to pull this off!
Meanwhile the conservative system run by what is already the best health care system on the planet would flourish. Without the extra expense of the liberals who some how think that they are owed free health care just because they were born in America putting a strain on the system, price for extraordinary health care would obviously go down while once again making it profitable for someone to choose to enter the medical profession. After all anyone willing to pay for and sacrifice the years of school and hard work to become a doctor should be rewarded financially for doing so. It is after all "The American Dream!"
The liberal system will be run by "Big Brother" and the conservative plan will be run by the private sector. Everyone would have to choose as to which one they wished to enlist, and enlistment would be for life. ( All illegal aliens would automatically be signed up under the liberal plan.)
It would probably take less than a generation for the government run plan to kill off all of the people that signed up for it. Then the liberal blight will be gone from this country once and for all!
You may be asking how I came up with this theory. You see it is the liberals who believe that abortion should be readily available for any and all who would or could kill an unborn child. Shortly after the government took over liberal health care you would be able to get an abortion at your local neighborhood 7-11. You know a clinic on every corner. Therefore the birth rate would plummet causing the rapid decline of liberals.
The rest of my theory comes from looking at government run health care in other countries. With the added bureaucracy of the government running the system, heath care overall would decline so rapidly that many would die from the lousy health care they would receive if they actually could get in to see a doctor in the first place. Hell this might not take a full generation to pull this off!
Meanwhile the conservative system run by what is already the best health care system on the planet would flourish. Without the extra expense of the liberals who some how think that they are owed free health care just because they were born in America putting a strain on the system, price for extraordinary health care would obviously go down while once again making it profitable for someone to choose to enter the medical profession. After all anyone willing to pay for and sacrifice the years of school and hard work to become a doctor should be rewarded financially for doing so. It is after all "The American Dream!"
YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A GOING PROBLEM (P)
Are you finding yourself going to your check book more often?
Do you find yourself going to your check book, getting there and then not being able to pay when you get there?
Are you getting up several times a night to pay?
You do not have a going problem, you have a growing problem...
Your government is growing and it's putting pressure on your check book...
There is a solution to this problem, it's called I'm-A-Voter...
If you start using I'm-A-Voter today, you can see results in as little as 13 months... (2010 elections)
I'm-A-Voter helps you to remove those socialist, big government liberals, and in time actually replace them with fiscally responsible conservatives...
This resulting in you not having to go to your check book as often, and when you do go, actually being able to write a check...
I'm-A-Voter is not for everyone... Please check with your financial advisor...
If you are a liberal, or have the chance of becoming a liberal, please do not handle I'm-A-Voter...
The risk of certain abnormalities such as Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid may occur...
If you are taking I'm-A-Voter and Barney Frank starts making sense, stop taking I'm-A-Voter immediately and seek professional help...
Do you find yourself going to your check book, getting there and then not being able to pay when you get there?
Are you getting up several times a night to pay?
You do not have a going problem, you have a growing problem...
Your government is growing and it's putting pressure on your check book...
There is a solution to this problem, it's called I'm-A-Voter...
If you start using I'm-A-Voter today, you can see results in as little as 13 months... (2010 elections)
I'm-A-Voter helps you to remove those socialist, big government liberals, and in time actually replace them with fiscally responsible conservatives...
This resulting in you not having to go to your check book as often, and when you do go, actually being able to write a check...
I'm-A-Voter is not for everyone... Please check with your financial advisor...
If you are a liberal, or have the chance of becoming a liberal, please do not handle I'm-A-Voter...
The risk of certain abnormalities such as Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid may occur...
If you are taking I'm-A-Voter and Barney Frank starts making sense, stop taking I'm-A-Voter immediately and seek professional help...
Saturday, October 3, 2009
I'VE BEEN HUMBLED BY ITS GREATNESS (P)
Ladies and gentlemen (you as well, my left wing wacko trolls) I just saw on my blog a new follower Track-A-'Crat... I implore you to click on this website as you will be in for the treat of your life...
http://trackacrat.com/
In my best Wayne and Garth "we're not worthy"...
http://trackacrat.com/
In my best Wayne and Garth "we're not worthy"...
THANKS JANEANE (P)
This is a heart felt thanks to Janeane Garofalo for explaining my true feelings... You see for 59 years this month, I've been filled with turmoil, not knowing what I'm all about, trying to restrain my core being... Well thanks to Janeane and my new best friend Bill Maher, I know that I'm just a closet racist... The shame of the Tea Parties, the constant guilt while watching Glenn Beck, never being able to tell even my closest friends... I'm putting this on my blog today because I'm out of the closet... I'm a racist and proud of it...
All this time I thought I opposed Barack Obama because he was a George Soros puppet, a Marxist, a liar, a Chicago thug politician, wants social justice, (I believe that term is synonymous with reparations) surrounds himself with criminals the likes of William Ayers, Jeff Jones, Tony Rezko, and Van Jones, thinks that the Supreme Court when dealing with the civil rights issue did not go far enough to establish redistributive change, turned me against my beloved Chicago Whitesox (that probably hurts the most, I've been following them since I was firmly convinced that Nellie Fox was holding down 2nd base only until I could get there) and now to find out that it's only because he's black... What a life altering, mind freeing revelation...
I think I'll just put on my white robe and torch a few crosses...
All this time I thought I opposed Barack Obama because he was a George Soros puppet, a Marxist, a liar, a Chicago thug politician, wants social justice, (I believe that term is synonymous with reparations) surrounds himself with criminals the likes of William Ayers, Jeff Jones, Tony Rezko, and Van Jones, thinks that the Supreme Court when dealing with the civil rights issue did not go far enough to establish redistributive change, turned me against my beloved Chicago Whitesox (that probably hurts the most, I've been following them since I was firmly convinced that Nellie Fox was holding down 2nd base only until I could get there) and now to find out that it's only because he's black... What a life altering, mind freeing revelation...
I think I'll just put on my white robe and torch a few crosses...
Thursday, October 1, 2009
MR. PRESIDENT IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU TO GROW A PAIR (P)
Mr. Peabody, set the "Way Back Machine" (anyone too young to understand that statement, please ask your parents, for you have undoubtedly been deprived of the greatest cartoon program of all times, Rocky & Bullwinkle) the year is 1773 and after years of King George III trying to tax the American colonies in an effort to recoup their losses from the French and Indian war... On December 16, 1773 upwards of 7,000 colonists went down to the wharf demanding that the ships carrying tea from the East India Company leave the port without payment of any duty... When the Collector of Customs refused to allow the ships to leave without payment, a couple hundred of the colonists took matters into their own hands... They, some dressed as Indians whooping war chants converged on the three ships and dumped their cargoes of tea into Boston Harbor... This simple act of defiance is what ultimately started The American Revolution and the forming of these United States of America...
Fast forward about 236 years and the United States is confronted by threats of nuclear proliferation from a country run by religious nutjobs... Allow me to introduce you to Mahmoud Ahmedinejad the fraudulently elected president of the Islamic Republic of Iran... This wacko along with the ruling mullahs believe that the only way to bring the coming of the 12th Imam (Radical Islamist's version of Jesus) is through total chaos and bloodshed, especially that of the infidel... (that ladies and gentlemen would be you and me) I'm not college educated, but I am smart enough know that nuclear arms in the hands of people who refer to The United States as "The Big Satin" and Israel as "The Little Satin" can't possibly have a good outcome...
It took me a while to get here, but as Glenn Beck would say "let me tie this all together for you"... We, The United States of America have a president when confronted with the knowledge that the Iranians are enriching uranium faster than your ice cream cone is melting on the 4th of July, wants to "talk"... Can you imagine what would have happened if in 1773 the colonists had thought that an open discussion with King George III, without preconditions would be a great idea? I'll tell you exactly what would have happened... We would all be speaking the Queens English (literally) and Barack Obama would be the Prime Minister of The American Colonies...
Mr. President, as I referred to in the title, It's Not Too Late... You can not rationalize with these morons anymore than you can rationalize with a two year old... You need to spank them and in a firm voice say "NO"... If they continue to misbehave, you send them to bed without supper... In Iran's case, you put a naval blockade in the Strait of Hormuz, no oil out, no refined petroleum in... In my best Soup Nazi voice "no gas for you"... Lets see how long it takes to topple their economy and get these nutjobs ousted...
If all else fails, you can always "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran...
bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran"...
Fast forward about 236 years and the United States is confronted by threats of nuclear proliferation from a country run by religious nutjobs... Allow me to introduce you to Mahmoud Ahmedinejad the fraudulently elected president of the Islamic Republic of Iran... This wacko along with the ruling mullahs believe that the only way to bring the coming of the 12th Imam (Radical Islamist's version of Jesus) is through total chaos and bloodshed, especially that of the infidel... (that ladies and gentlemen would be you and me) I'm not college educated, but I am smart enough know that nuclear arms in the hands of people who refer to The United States as "The Big Satin" and Israel as "The Little Satin" can't possibly have a good outcome...
It took me a while to get here, but as Glenn Beck would say "let me tie this all together for you"... We, The United States of America have a president when confronted with the knowledge that the Iranians are enriching uranium faster than your ice cream cone is melting on the 4th of July, wants to "talk"... Can you imagine what would have happened if in 1773 the colonists had thought that an open discussion with King George III, without preconditions would be a great idea? I'll tell you exactly what would have happened... We would all be speaking the Queens English (literally) and Barack Obama would be the Prime Minister of The American Colonies...
Mr. President, as I referred to in the title, It's Not Too Late... You can not rationalize with these morons anymore than you can rationalize with a two year old... You need to spank them and in a firm voice say "NO"... If they continue to misbehave, you send them to bed without supper... In Iran's case, you put a naval blockade in the Strait of Hormuz, no oil out, no refined petroleum in... In my best Soup Nazi voice "no gas for you"... Lets see how long it takes to topple their economy and get these nutjobs ousted...
If all else fails, you can always "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran...
bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran"...
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