Thursday, August 30, 2012


R.I.P. John

I was on Drudge and saw an article about Chapman's account to the parole board of what happened that night... I couldn't care less about MDC, but it reminded me of a post I made a while back about a surprising fact that you might not know about John Lennon, "Could You Imagine"...

Paul McCartney is still a jerk, but who would have ever believed John Lennon was a closet Republican... Go HERE and see an article at about John... R.I.P. John, your name has been cleared...

Wouldn't it be cool if John came back and was the "MYSTERY SPEAKER" tonight at the RNC...

I just freaked myself out, check out the date on the article... August 30, 2011, one year ago today..., "John, is that you?"

Tuesday, August 28, 2012



Well apparently when you've lost the feminine mystique, you become a "Hack Job" for the left... Ellen Barkin proves the previous statement beyond a shadow of a doubt... READ what she hopes happens to the RNC delegates in this Fox Nation story...

(T) and I were just talking this morning about how the left are always pissed off about something... If it's not Chris Matthews blowing a gasket, it's that lovable, laughable darling Debbie Wasserman Schultz railing about what a despicable human being Mitt (gonna tie your dog on the roof) Romney is...

I no I'm getting older, but life is too short to harbor all that hatred... It seems to me these people would bitch if they got hung with a new rope... Just for the record, I'd probably bitch about that as well, you know the scratchy, itchy mark it's going to leave on your neck, but I digress...

Wait a minute, I just had an epiphany... No wonder they're so miserable, they have absolutely nothing to look "FORWARD" (that's Obama's idea, not mine) to... The ever so "Omnipresent Government" is going to control their every move... There's a lot who are atheist whose tomb stone will read "All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go"... If you're a woman, the only thing you have to look forward too is free contraceptives... (side note, most of these women couldn't get laid at closing time on 25 cent beer night) That might have been over the top, beer goggles have been getting ugly people laid for centuries, so in that case please use contraception so as not to reproduce your kind...

As for we conservatives on the "RIGHT", we wake up every day with the knowledge that Barack Obama is going to be a one term president... No wonder we're all so happy...

Monday, August 27, 2012



Who could ever forget the infamous "HUG" that took place right in my home town of Ft. Myers, Florida? That was 2009 then so called Republican Governor Charlie Crist sucking up to Barack Obama and praising his stimulus plan...  Yes, the same Charlie Crist who had his "ASS" handed to him by Marco Rubio in the GOP Senatorial primary, forcing Crist to run as an Independent and we all know where that went...

Where do old politicians go when the rest of us have sent them packing? Well they become ambulance chasers at Morgan and Morgan...

Don't look so enthusiastic Charlie

In all fairness, Morgan and Morgan are one of if not the most successful ambulance chasers in Florida and I'm sure John Morgan is part of the 1%... So Charlie how's your boss going to like having his taxes go up because you're endorsing Obama? Don't take my word for it, READ about it in The Blaze...

Well Charlie, I guess the old saying is true "when you lie down with the dogs, you're going to get fleas"... Have a good time scratching, under Obamacare they can probably prescribe something for the itch...

As for me, I'll just say "good riddance Charlie" and I'll not be tuning in to hear you spew at the DNC...

Sunday, August 26, 2012


Don't Be A Racist

Stolen from  H/T to Monkey In The Middle 

Who in turn stole from H/T to Crusader Rabbit 

In the sixth grade I was the "Visual Aid" dude, set up and ran film strips, this brings back memories... Of course I'm voting for Mitt Romney, so I too must be a racist...

Saturday, August 25, 2012


Pat Condell

Along with Daniel Hannen, Pat Condell may be the last living, breathing Brit on the face of the earth (I'm sure there may be one or two more, but they escape me at the moment) that actually gets it...

H/T to Bro for sending me THIS video of Pat talking about those lovable Islamists who have been offered positions with the United Nations' Council on Women... Leave it to Pat to put a little humor in describing an otherwise horrific situation...


Friday, August 24, 2012


Sometimes in life the hardest thing to do is to admit that you are wrong... I've rethought my belief on late term abortions, going from absolutely under no circumstances to, well possibly in this woman's case... In as much as I feel abortion is murder, this life support system for a vagina, aka Debbie Wasserman Schultz, gives credence to the fact that perhaps in the most extreme cases it might be acceptable...

CHECK OUT THIS from "The Blaze"... Make sure to have a barf bag handy should you choose to watch the video... I'm certainly no Anderson Cooper fan, but she manages to stoop to a new low, even for the DNC...

If my rather graphic description of DWS, offended any real women, allow me to apologise in advance of being called on the carpet... Sometimes you just have to call them like you see them... 

Thursday, August 23, 2012


The Enemy On Our Shores

OK, I'm waiting to restore the eleventy billion (that's P talk for crap load) emails I accidentally deleted and I go on Drudge and what do I see in red letters? Texas Judge Preparing For Civil "War" If Obama Is Re-Elected  ... The really sad part is that it's absolutely possible... The scariest enemy we face dwells at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave... This man hates this country and everything it stands for... Again let me urge you to go see the documentary "2016"...

My previous post eluded to the fact that among other things the federal government is buying millions of rounds of ammunition... In the event this president loses in NOvember, he has 75 days until Mitt Romney is sworn in and that's what scares me the most...

There will be those upon an Obama loss that will try and bring the country to chaos with riots... That's when they'll realize that all the bad guys (that would be you and me) have all the guns...

That is why in the event of this A**HOLES re-election, he will not hesitate to implement his plan to knock America to its' knees... I side 100% with the judge in Texas, they're going to have to kill me to make me stop resisting the destruction of my country...

Just exactly when are the rest of the Kool - Aide drinkers going to pull their heads out of their posteriors, (thought I was going to say arse didn't you) breathe the fresh air of freedom and realize this man is evil... His sole purpose is to reduce America's standing in the world... He's an Anti-Colonialist who blames this country and Great Britain for the failure of his drunken father... 

I know what you're thinking, (P) has finally gone off the deep end... Well I hope I'm just a delusional old fart child of the sixties... The scary part is what if I'm right? 

Tuesday, August 21, 2012



There are those that will probably say I'm out of my freaking mind, but don't take my word for it, read THIS  from "American Thinker"... These people have come too far in their effort to "Fundamentally Transform America" to let it be reversed by one election... Yes, this is the ultimate "Conspiracy Theory", but it is far too possible and plausible to ignore...

Prepare, what's the worse that could happen, you've got a few thousand rounds of ammunition that you'll have trouble using at the range... Doesn't that beat becoming a prisoner in your own home... No person on earth hopes and prays that I'm wrong more than me... This is not J.F.K's Democratic party, they have been co-opted by radicals wanting to destroy the America we know and love...

We must vote them out, but be prepared to fight to the last free man to insure that these people are sent back into the "Bowels of Hell" from whence they came...

A special thanks to my friend Bill for sending me this article, I've signed up to receive the "American Thinker" via email and strongly suggest you do as well...

Sunday, August 19, 2012


I don't know why it took me this long to figure this out when it's sooooo simple...

  1. You raid $716,000,000,000.00 from Medicare to implement the Affordable Care Act, aka Obamacare...
  2. You put in place bureaucratic, non elected panels to oversee your health care, aka death panels...
  3. Nobody lives to be 65, problem solved, Medicare saved...
On a somewhat related note, (L) and I along with our beautiful wives and everyone from T.N.B.C. went to see "2016" last night... Please go and see this incredibly well done documentary... You can check out my post over on T.N.B.C.

Friday, August 17, 2012


Construction workers have been working overtime, but have completed the retractable roof on the Charlotte Stadium, just in time for Obama's appearance at the Democratic National Convention... They predict that it will take several flushes to get all of that fecal matter back to Washington, DC... Ear plugs have been distributed to local residents to protect from the loud sucking sound emitted during the waste disposal process...

If you are wondering why the waste is going to Washington and not Chicago, it's because union septic tank cleaners have made sure they won't miss out on anything...

This is just one of the many septic pumping vehicles that will be required January 20th to pump out the sewage in the White House and deliver it to the open arms of Rahm Emanuel in Chicago...

Rahm was heard saying on ABC, "the stench will probably curb the gang violence and slow the murder rate for a few days"...

Just think of all the fun I could have had with this post if I didn't respect Barack Obama as much as I do...

Sunday, August 12, 2012


"Real Hope and Change"

I can't remember the last time I was this excited about the future of our country, it must be when we kicked ass in the 2010 elections... I will not lie to you, Mitt Romney was not my top pick for the GOP nomination, but I'm rapidly realizing the error of my ways... These men are who and what we need to Regain - Repair  (Romney - Ryan, coincidence, I think not) the presidency and repair this great country...

The choosing of Paul Ryan as his running mate is indeed the best of the best... I love Marco Rubio, but choosing Rubio or Portman would have meant having to regain one more senate seat than we already need to take control of the senate which is paramount in our ability to put through the strong legislation that will be required to repair the damage perpetrated by Obama and his progressive cronies...

I find it hard to believe that anyone reading this blog is not completely knowledgeable about Paul Ryan, but just in case you aren't, LISTEN to Glenn Beck become a believer in this flashback radio interview with Paul Ryan from 2010... (Maria, thanks for posting this on FB) The other great piece of information from this interview was being made aware of Ryan's website A Roadmap For America's Future...

Our first and foremost job is to inform those who think that Ryan's budget is going to destroy Medicare, when it is the only thing that will "SAVE" Medicare... The first time you hear someone saying anything to disparage his plan, you need to do your best Cher (yes I hate the bitch too) from "Moonstruck" and slap them in the face while screaming "snap out of it"... Medicare left alone will collapse under its' own weight by 2020... If you are currently fifty five or older, absolutely no changes will be made to your plan... If you are below the age of fifty five, you have a (let me spell this really slow for those who are conservatively challenged) C-H-O-I-C-E to either stay on Medicare, or O-P-T, for a voucher type program that allows you to have a say in where your money goes... The only cliff granny is going over is if she chooses to go hang gliding or base jumping...

It's a great day America... Get excited, get involved...

Wednesday, August 8, 2012


"O-ba-ma-cide" verb, noun

  1. The intentional killing of one's country...
  2. Destruction of one's country... Don't reelect Barack Obama as it would be complete Obamacide...

Sunday, August 5, 2012


Byron Donalds Republican Candidate
Alfonso Rachel from ZoNation

Why are they the exception rather than the rule?

If you aren't familiar with either Byron Donalds or Alfonso Rachel, do yourself a favor and Google both of these gentlemen because they really get it... If you live in Florida's 19th Congressional District and are registered Republican, (Florida has closed primaries) I urge you to consider voting for Byron Donalds in the August 14th who is running to fill the seat vacated by Connie Mack who is going to unseat Bill Nelson making two Republican Senators from the great state of Florida...

HERE'S a link to Byron's website, please take a look and see why I'm backing him in his effort to win this Congressional seat...

Alfonso and his ZoNation (there are dozens of these videos) are so spot on, you'll want to watch them all...

Friday, August 3, 2012

Voter's Remorse or "Paradise By The Voting Booth Light" (P)

For your listening pleasure

Who could ever forget Meat Loaf's "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights"? Well I was in the shower and I starting repeating a portion of the song "And now I'm waiting for the end of time to hurry up and arrive" and only an idiot like me would morf that into "And now I'm waiting for November sixth to hurry up and arrive"... How does the saying go? The rest is history...

"Paradise By The Voting Booth Light"

I remember every little lie
As if it happened only yesterday
Voting in the booth
And there wasn’t another candidate in sight
And I never had a president
Looking any better than you did
And all the other voters
They were wishing they were me tonight
Now our ballots are all so filled out right
They never looked so good, they never looked so right
And we’re going to be taken care of for life
Going to taken care of for life
C’mon! Vote right!
C’mon! Vote right!
Though it’s cold and lonely in the November night
I can see paradise by the voting booth light

Ain’t no doubt about it
We were all so impressed
‘Cause we were barely eighteen
And we’re Obama blessed
Ain’t no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain’t no doubt about it
We were all so impressed

‘Cause we were barely eighteen
And we were all so impressed
Baby don’t you hear him saying
Hope and Change on the radio
I’ve been waiting so long
For Obama to come along and save our nation
And I gotta let you know
No you’re never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes, he’s got a big surprise
It’ll feel all right
He wants to make our country run
Now our ballots are all so filled out right
They never looked so good, they never looked so right
And we’re going to be taken care of for life
Going to taken care of for life
C’mon! Vote right!
C’mon! Vote right!

Though it’s cold and lonely in the November night
I can see paradise by the voting booth light
Paradise by the voting booth light
You gotta do what you can
And let voter fraud do the rest
Ain’t no doubt about it
We were all so impressed
‘Cause we were barely eighteen
And we’re Obama

He’s gonna go all the way tonight
He’s gonna go all the way
And tonight’s the night
He’s gonna go all the way tonight
He’s gonna go all the way
And tonight’s the night

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Did you vote for me?
Will you vote for me forever?
Do you believe me?
Will you believe me forever?
Will you make your president for the rest of your life?
Will you even put up with my bitchy wife?
Did you vote for me?
Will you vote for me forever?
Do you believe me?
Will you believe me forever?
Will you make your president for the rest of your life?
Will you even put up with my bitchy wife?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any farther
Did you vote for me?
Will you vote for me forever?

Let me sleep on it
Obama, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Obama, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Obama, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Will you vote for me forever?

Let me sleep on it

Will you vote for me forever!!!!


I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would vote for you to the end of time
I swore that I would vote for you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for November sixth
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think our country can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for November sixth
It's all that I can do
Praying for November sixth,
So I can vote an end to you!!

It was long ago and it was far away
And it was so much better that it is today

I never felt so sad
It never hurt so bad
I’m going back to Chicago
Did you read "Dreams From My Dad"?

If I ever decide to do another Meat Loaf parody, please just shoot me!!!

Thursday, August 2, 2012


I was able to obtain a copy of the itinerary for the upcoming DNC convention in Charlotte and I must say they know how to have a good time...


4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN

4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM -Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar "How to have a successful career without having a job."

5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime Travel Log" - Michelle Obama

5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite

5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat's appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the

country, improve employment and to boost the economy.

8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore

9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation

9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle

10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers


10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies

11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagovich rally

11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding

12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris "He sends a thrill up my leg" Matthews

12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his fake birth certificate

12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing

3:00 AM - Joe Biden wakes up and delivers acceptance speech to an empty room -

(The convention was over at 12:30 AM).

Thanks to (L) for sending me this... (L) had knee surgery yesterday and is home recovering... Can an injury on a golf course while on vacation be considered "Worker's Comp."??? Oh, silly question, no scum puppies cheating the system read this or any other conservative blog...