Friday, August 17, 2012

JUST IN TIME (P)


Construction workers have been working overtime, but have completed the retractable roof on the Charlotte Stadium, just in time for Obama's appearance at the Democratic National Convention... They predict that it will take several flushes to get all of that fecal matter back to Washington, DC... Ear plugs have been distributed to local residents to protect from the loud sucking sound emitted during the waste disposal process...

If you are wondering why the waste is going to Washington and not Chicago, it's because union septic tank cleaners have made sure they won't miss out on anything...


This is just one of the many septic pumping vehicles that will be required January 20th to pump out the sewage in the White House and deliver it to the open arms of Rahm Emanuel in Chicago...


Rahm was heard saying on ABC, "the stench will probably curb the gang violence and slow the murder rate for a few days"...

Just think of all the fun I could have had with this post if I didn't respect Barack Obama as much as I do...

4 comments:

  1. Bro,

    You are way too kind! I would love to be the one that pushes the handle and send them all straight to hell!

    Lock & Load!!!

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    1. See you tonight... Yes, we're going to see 2016...

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  2. We and our friends visiting us just had a great laugh over this post. It's going up on TCL FBs right now.

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