DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION ITINERARY (P)

I was able to obtain a copy of the itinerary for the upcoming DNC convention in Charlotte and I must say they know how to have a good time...

HERE'S A PREVIEW:

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN


4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama



4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM -Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar "How to have a successful career without having a job."



5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime Travel Log" - Michelle Obama

5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite

5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi



6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat's appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the

country, improve employment and to boost the economy.



8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times



9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore

9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation



9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle

10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers

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10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies

11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagovich rally



11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding

12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris "He sends a thrill up my leg" Matthews



12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his fake birth certificate

12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing

3:00 AM - Joe Biden wakes up and delivers acceptance speech to an empty room -

(The convention was over at 12:30 AM).

Thanks to (L) for sending me this... (L) had knee surgery yesterday and is home recovering... Can an injury on a golf course while on vacation be considered "Worker's Comp."??? Oh, silly question, no scum puppies cheating the system read this or any other conservative blog...