This is my adaptation of the #1 Best Selling book "Who Moved My Cheeses?" by Spencer Johnson, M.D....
In my adaptation, cheese is an obvious metaphor for entitlement programs... The story revolves around two Marxist, "Barack" and "Nancy" and two Kool-Aide Drinkers, "Lazy" and "No Count"...
Barack is good at "sniffing out or creating cheese" and Nancy is good at "implementing the cheese"... Lazy prefers to cut the cheese, while No Count prefers to use the word "change" when referring to his cheese...
One day Barack, Nancy, Lazy and No Count, find a huge mound of cheese... Lazy and No Count decide that this mound of cheese is so large they never have to think about finding more... They get comfortable and settle down, and are caught by surprise when one day their cheese is gone... Barack and Nancy are ready for this and get back to creating more cheese as they know that this is the only way to keep Lazy and No Count enslaved because cheese is all they know... Lazy and No Count feel that this is wrong, for surely they are worthy of cheese... Lazy screams "It's not fair" insisting that someone put his cheese back... No Count finally decides to venture out to look for cheese, perhaps Barack and Nancy have found their cheese...
Barack and Nancy felt that the only way to make sure that Lazy, No Count and the rest of the Kool-Aide Drinkers always have cheese is to steel from those who refused the "Government Cheese" choosing to work hard, buy cows and make their own "Private Cheese"... There plan was to have the "Government" take over the "Private" cheese makers so they could redistribute the cheese... That way everyone had the same amount of cheese, as only the "Government" could effectively insure that the cheese was shared by all, Kool-Aide Drinkers and Hard Workers alike...
What Barack and Nancy didn't count on was the resolve of the Hard Workers... Soon the Hard Workers joined together and formed the "Wine Party" as they needed to show Barack, Nancy, Lazy, No Count and the rest of the Kool-Aide Drinkers that their "Cheese" was theirs and that if they could work for their "Cheese", the rest of the cheese eaters could as well...
The End
The moral to the story... "Don't whine when someone moves your "Government Cheese"
keep up the fight please! The govt will take good care of us: NOT!!
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ReplyDeleteThat was brilliant!
Even the dumb ass libs should understand that redistribution of cheese is just plain wrong!
Cutting the cheese by any other name smells just as bad!
Lock & Load!!!
Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!
Excellent BA. It is so sad that the citizens in the greatest nation on the planet are so willing to settle for government cheese. They can have so much more.
ReplyDeleteSome people will always line up for free cheese, thinking it to really be free! While other know where the cheese is coming from and stay away from the mouse trap that the cheese is sitting on keenly aware of the danger of the cheese master.
ReplyDeleteAnd there will be wine & cheese parties across the land when we kick "Big Cheese" Obama's flunkies out of office in November.
ReplyDeleteOh, VERY well done!
ReplyDeleteWe COULD say to those creeps who aren't liking their hero quite as much as they did "would you like a little whine with that cheese?"
:-) (not my line, of course, but apt!)
Our government has created a parasitic dependent class. Able-bodied men and women are getting along quite well on the tax payers dime. Even the (so called) poor have a car, air-conditioning, cell phones, cable tv and so on. If you don't feel like putting forth the effort to provide for yourself it's not a problem, Big Brother will help you along. What a Great Country! Recently 140 million tax filers paid NO TAXES and a portion of those filers GOT MONEY BACK! Wow, what a Great Country. If I had a big chunk of cheese I would be willing to share it with those of my choice. On the other hand, I'm not happy being forced to share my cheese.
ReplyDeleteIf I choose to work and accumulate a chunk of cheese and another drone decides to stay home and play video games or watch tv and not worry about accumulating cheese is it up to me to share my cheese in the interest of FAIRNESS? It's not fair that I have more than the other drone? But it is FAIR to penalize the cheese accumulaters? I DON'T THINK SO!!! (pardon my spelling)
Thanks everybody...
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