My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for Him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat...
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT (P)
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for Him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat...
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That's hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteThat is great! Come to think of it I have one of those little bastards living in my house. But when I think about it he does something good every now and then---he licks my ass like all good democrats do for their owners.
ReplyDeleteFor all who follow this blog, please look at the picture of the Border Collie in the followers. That is a picture of a "True Conervative" His name was Seth, and we had to have him put down a week ago today. You might be thinking how can a dog be conservative? Well to begin with, how many dogs do you know that follow a conservative blog?
ReplyDeleteHe also was a registered voter and did not vote for "The Marxist in Chief" and he campaigned deligently for Sarah Palin and that other guy.
So as you can plainly see all dogs are not Democrats. But then again all dogs are not as smart as Border Collies!
I miss you Old Friend!
As Seth would say, "Lock & Load"
Sons and Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!