STRANGE BEDFELLOWS OR PARTNERS IN CRIME (P)

Here's an Associated Press article about Charlie Crist planning on increasing the State of Florida's budget by $2.7 billion...


spending by $2.7 billion during the next budget year.

Crist unveiled his full $69.2 billion budget recommendation Friday in
Tallahassee. The next budget year begins July 1.

It includes about $1 billion in additional federal money for Medicaid
that Congress has not yet approved, but Crist said he's confident it
will pass. (is that what Obama is whispering in his ear?)

The governor over the past week has been traveling the state to announce
key parts of the plan. They include a $535 million increase for public
schools, $100 million more for universities and an additional $67
million for state and community colleges.

Legislative leaders, though, say they are facing another tight budget
year and have been skeptical of Crist's proposals.

Copyright 2010 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material
may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Again Crist is showing his true colors, which is far from a fiscally responsible Republican... This is exactly why we need to send a strong message in the upcoming primaries and choose MARCO RUBIO to represent our conservative values from Florida's fifth congressional district...

If you haven't taken the time, I urge you to visit Marco's website and donate to his campaign...

http://www.marcorubio.com/

Believe me when I tell you, I'm as financially strapped as the rest of you, but it's better to pay a little now than a bunch later... I've set up a small automatic payment each month which eases the impact on my budget...

TAKEN @ SOTU (P)

IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT...

Yes we're all waiting for you to put on your "Big Boy Britches" and take ownership of your presidency...

ET TU, BRUTE (P)

Julius Caesar is quoting Garth from Wayne's World "I'm not worthy"...

Here's a few quotes from our Emperor-N-Chief...

1. "I came, I saw, I screwed it up"

2. "I love the name of dipstick, more than I fear not being re-elected"

3. "Politicians lie many times before their actual election"

4. "It is better to create a lie, lying is the essence of life"

5. "The lie is cast"

6. "The evil I do lives after me, the good just isn't in my bones"

7."Men in general are stupid to believe that which I wish to be true"

8. "If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases just bend the hell out of it"

9. "I would rather be first in the small village of Chicago than vice-president under Hillary"

10. "As a rule, worry more about what you can't see me doing than what you can see me doing"

11. "It is not the Democrats that I fear, but those damn Tea Party goers"

12. "Which exit is preferable to every other? Impeachment"

13. In blame, events of importance are the result of George Bush"

14. "It is easier to find men who will volunteer to lie, than to find those that are willing to endure my bull s**t"

15. "I have lived long enough to satisfy both George Soros and my ego"

My only question for the Emperor would be simple...

If you weren't supposed to listen to "We the People", why did God make your ears so big???

MY FIRST STATE OF THE ONION ADDRESS (P)

Thank you. Emeril Lagasse thank you. Thank you very much. Paula Dean, Mr. Tyler Florence, Distinguished Members of the Food Network, honored guests and fellow citizens:

Today marks my first State of the Onion address to you, a culinary duty as old as our appetite itself.

Julia Child began this tradition in 1965 after reminding the nation that the destiny of self-indulgence and the "preservation of the sacred fire of halitosis" is "finally staked on the experiment encrusted in the pallets of the American people." For our friends in the press, who place a high premium on accuracy, let me say: l did not actually hear Julia Child say that, but it is a matter of historic record. (the preceeding was a shameless adaptation of our last great president, Ronald Reagan's 1st State of the Union address)




So as I sit before you, allow me to reaffirm to you the American public that today indeed our "Onion" is in a great "State"... Unlike others that will remain nameless, our "Onion" with very little peeling becomes quite transparent. I must admit that I sometimes get teary eyed when working with our "Onion", as I'm reminded just how far we have come... I must warn you against those green or spring "Onions" as they deep down are real scallions... There are some "Onions" that are real pearls, others are sweet and some are blooming, but our red or Spanish "Onions" translate into great flavor... We have the white and brown "Onion" while the vidalia "Onion" is truly representative of our southern states... Though perhaps not normally considered an "Onion" you might want to take a leek... (try working that into a speech)...



So in closing, allow me to say "God Bless and Long Live Our Onion"

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE WAS USELESS (P)

Just in time for the State of the Union Address...

Now if my "Super Dooper Snooper Ears" get hear I can figure out what they are really doing behind all those closed doors... I bet I'll be hearing alot of moaning kind of like when mommy & daddy close the bedroom door... Do you think somebody is really getting screwed, or is it just the American public getting screwed again???

An Open Letter To All Democratic Senators! (L)

The following is a sample of the letter I have sent to all of the Democrats in the United States Senate:

Dear Senator,

Please be advised that if the Democrats try to cram a Health Care bill down the throats of The American People using any form of reconciliation, there will be "HELL TO PAY"

After all you work for us! "We The People" have come out in overwhelming numbers against the House and the Senate bills! It is time to listen to "We The People"

Here's a novel idea! How about you invite some of your Republican colleagues to meet with you to share their ideas as well. You should also have these meetings in public and televised on CSPAN as your President said numerous times on the campaign trail. REMEMBER!

When you ignore the "Will of the People" you will find that you are committing political suicide!

Lock & Load!!!

Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

ARE THEY STARTING TO GET IT? (P)

In a press conference yesterday press secretary Robert Gibbs used the term "angry" or "angry and frustrated" at least fifteen times... Can it be possible that this administration is waking up? The answer is possibly, but the problem is that they don't care if the American public is angry... They are going to shove their progressive agenda down our throats whether we are angry or not... They are just going to use a different approach...

We have punched this administration in the mouth and fat lip and all, they aren't going to abandon their attempt to "Fundamentally transform America"... That is why we can't let up for a single minute, we need to knock them out... They have been staggered, now we need to continue with body punches, taking the wind out of their fight... Don't let them snooker you into thinking they have heard the bell and are going to listen to the American public, after all the American public is "too stupid to think for themselves"... I hope that last statement really pissed you off, because it should stand as a reminder of just how much importance these creeps consider your opinion to be... The only thing that will stop them is to vote them out and after last Tuesday, that seems to be completely possible... Despite what they may choose to believe, this country is right of center and their far left ideas do not reflect the majority...

It seems their new approach is as Joe Biden said, "that three letter word JOBS"... Is it any wonder we're in such deep dodo, when the Vice President can't count... The only trouble with that is their idea of jobs are in government, not the private sector, and when the private sector is involved it's because it's the husband of the "Caulking Queen's" company that stands to benefit... The "green economy" is designed for one purpose only and that is "the redistribution of wealth" how on earth is "capitalism" and "the free market system" going to bring about their agenda? The answer is simple, it's not, and that is why they are moving at warp speed to collapse both capitalism and the free market system... When Van Jones says "give Pookie a job" I say "tell Pookie to stop buying into the lie"... The progressive agenda along with all its entitlement programs are designed to enslave people, not to free them... The only "hope and change" they are counting on is "hope they don't figure out our scam" because having to "change our jobs" is going to be a bitch, as the vast majority of them have never had a real job...

I think I've ranted enough, so I'll close with one warning... Don't for so much as a second think that their new approach means that they intend to stop trying to "FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORM AMERICA"...