Wednesday, June 8, 2011
OUR FAVORITE LITTLE ENTREPRENEUR IS AT IT AGAIN (P)
Little Johnny and his homework assignment...
H/T to my high school classmate Bonnie for this one...
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she
said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil
spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I
explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath
.... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a
box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell
enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a
Dip &Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"
Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the
President Obama method of giving you something shitty, but looks good,
for free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your
Hey folks, I don't write them, I just report the truth...
NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...