Tuesday, June 7, 2011

I REALLY SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO THE DASHBOARD (P)

While you read the post below, here's Meat Loaf for your listening pleasure...



OK, so I've never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I just found this tab on my blogs dashboard called "stats"... So I started checking things out and found out that it tells me every country in the world that someone has viewed my blog... People in Iran have viewed this blog, and to think, I've referred to their president as a "Nut Job"... If I had only known, I wouldn't have been so derogatory and just called him a short little F**K with an Islamic, Napoleonic Complex whose mother dresses him funny... (come on Mahmoud, a "Members Only" jacket)

There are people in China viewing this as well... Now I'm firmly convinced that my blog is suffering from a well orchestrated cyber attack from those Red Chinese Commie bastards... What else could explain the trouble I'm having logging into my Google account... While I'm at it, I should pitch the buying of American debt to these commie bastards... They should know that we have the most fiscally responsible president ever to ruin, I mean run this country... Check is in the mail, it's only a cold sore, of course I'm not married, trust me...

Our Russian friends drop by quite frequently, so for them let me just say START is a POS... This dirtbag of a president we have doesn't have the "cajones" to tell you to ES&D...

There have been viewers from Germany, France, Netherlands and United Kingdom as well... Pretty much all I want to say to them is "how about those Muslims", aren't they peachy? I mean the way that they come in and instantly assimilate into your society, picking up on all your laws and customs... They're just swell aren't they...

Unfortunately I don't see that anyone from Israel has viewed this blog... If I had, I would tell them this, "the morons of this country elected that A**HOLE, not me"... Though our president may want to throw you under the bus, the majority of Americans stand with and beside you... With help from God and a strong commitment from the True Americans, Israel and The United States will weather this storm...  

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...
Posted by at

9 comments:

  1. Randy-gJune 7, 2011 at 8:30 AM

    Perhaps the Israelis are too busy watching over their shoulder for that "nut job" from Iran to find your site yet? It is amazing to me that folks from 121 different countries have visited my little site too.
    That is a great song by Mr. Meat too!

    ReplyDelete
  2. stopsignJune 7, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    "I gotta know right now" So I better go check my stats~

    One of my favorite Meat Loaf songs!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Woodsterman (Odie)June 7, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    Sounds like you should praise Cat Stevens here once in awhile, and let your meat loaf. (Oh no not another Weiner joke.) I get a lot of hits at my blog from the Middle East. They're drawn to the post "Naked Bungee Jumpers". The Stats is a fun please, huh.

    ReplyDelete
  4. The Born Again AmericanJune 7, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    Randy...
    His first name is Meat, so I believe that should be Mr. Loaf...

    stopsign...
    I'm not the man Meat Loaf is, I couldn't wait until the end of time, I divorced her... Aside from that, this song was probably inspired by me and my first wife...

    Odie...
    That's one of my biggest complaints about Islam, it screwed up Cat Stevens...

    ReplyDelete
  5. guffawJune 7, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    I've followers in Nigeria, Kuwait, Afghanistan, Iraq, Russia, Saudi Arabia and parts elsewhere (China!).
    I only hope they are freedom-loving folks who don't get spirited away by the secret police for reading a U.S. blog!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Amusing BunniJune 7, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    P you are very famous! I think you also have insulted all the twits that run the countries of all your questionable visitors!

    The dashboard is fun, check it out more often.
    I get them from ALL over too. I also have good "comment thingy" that allows me to block all the spammers and psycho's!

    ReplyDelete
  7. The Born Again AmericanJune 7, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    guffaw...
    Thanks for stopping by, and if you check, I think you'll find that you have a new follower...

    Bunni...
    I'm only trying to do my part... Consider me the "ROAST HOST" of the Blogosphere, only I'm not laughing with them, I'm laughing at them...

    ReplyDelete
  8. AnonymousJune 7, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    Bro,

    I don't think I could have given the one finger salute to so many people and countries nearly as well!

    But here goes, the life of an Islamic Terrorist is like the life of a Chinook Salmon. Life is good until the Seals show up!

    Lock & Load!!!
    Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

    ReplyDelete
  9. nanotweezerJune 10, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    I love to listen to "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" while I'm riding the "Peace Train"!

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)