GUESS WHO TURNS ONE TODAY (P)

DID YOU GUESS THE $787,000,000,000.00 BUNDLE OF JOY KNOWN AS THE STIMULUS PACKAGE?

That's right, hard to believe that just one year ago we were on the brink of 7.6% unemployment... Thank God & Obama (though some think they are one in the same) they were able to implement this wonderful bundle of stimulus and now unemployment is at 9.7% after being as high as 10%... Can you even imagine where these numbers would be if this incredible spending plan hadn't been shoved down our throats, I mean come to the rescue... The truly amazing part of this is that Obama has only spent 1/3 of the money... Doing the math, we can expect unemployment to be around 14% by the time he spends all the money... What do you mean, isn't the bigger the number the better? Oh, so the more money spent, the smaller the number should be... Well golly gee whiz, then what that nice man Mr. Biden has been saying about how great this little bundle of spending has been must be a big ole fib...

It seems to me this one year old stimulus plan and a one year old child have allot in common...

1. Neither of them work...
2. They can't feed themselves...
3. They both S**T themselves on a regular basis...
4. The government wants to control both of them...
5. If left alone they both would probably die...

The differences between the two are...

1. Eventually the child will grow up and work...
2. The child will learn to feed itself...
3. The child will become potty trained...
4. The stimulus package will never be under control...
5. The debt from the stimulus plan will never die...

Happy Birthday Stimulus, (I'm going to catch allot of flack from this statement) you give credence to the argument over late term abortion...