This is a heart felt thanks to Janeane Garofalo for explaining my true feelings... You see for 59 years this month, I've been filled with turmoil, not knowing what I'm all about, trying to restrain my core being... Well thanks to Janeane and my new best friend Bill Maher, I know that I'm just a closet racist... The shame of the Tea Parties, the constant guilt while watching Glenn Beck, never being able to tell even my closest friends... I'm putting this on my blog today because I'm out of the closet... I'm a racist and proud of it...
All this time I thought I opposed Barack Obama because he was a George Soros puppet, a Marxist, a liar, a Chicago thug politician, wants social justice, (I believe that term is synonymous with reparations) surrounds himself with criminals the likes of William Ayers, Jeff Jones, Tony Rezko, and Van Jones, thinks that the Supreme Court when dealing with the civil rights issue did not go far enough to establish redistributive change, turned me against my beloved Chicago Whitesox (that probably hurts the most, I've been following them since I was firmly convinced that Nellie Fox was holding down 2nd base only until I could get there) and now to find out that it's only because he's black... What a life altering, mind freeing revelation...
I think I'll just put on my white robe and torch a few crosses...
So, how did you come to the conclusion that you are racist? I have all kinds of problems with BHO's path to our destruction but I don't think I am racist. I live and work in a multicutural location and for and play with people of all colors and I sometimes question whether I am racist or not. What was the thing that made you aware you are racist?
ReplyDeleteI'm most concerned with the fact that what was an extremely satirical blog could result in a question of such epic stupidity...
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