NO LONGER JUST A PINCH BETWEEN YOUR CHEEK & GUM (P)

I'm referring to Copenhagen, Denmark and more importantly the upcoming United Nations (funny how the initials UN could stand for Undeniably Nefarious) Climate Change Conference taking place December 7th - 18th...

Please take a minute to watch this video, it will open your eyes to what is about to happen...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMe5dOgbu40

Lord Monckton appeared on Glenn Beck yesterday and made a plea to the American public to pull our heads out of the sand and STOP the Idiot-N-Chief from signing the treaty that will be offered up during this conference... As much as I love John Bolton who was also on the program as well, he didn't seem to put as much onus on the dire ramifications of signing this sovereignty killing, bankrupting, job destroying, wealth redistributing treaty by saying it would require a 2/3rds majority in the senate to ratify it... John, I've got a better idea, why don't we figurative speaking cut off the hands of BO and have a senate vote demanding that he not only doesn't sign the treaty, but that he doesn't show any credibility in these idiots and their conference and not allow him to attend in the first place...

During Glenn's show, Lord Monckton mathematically proved that this climate change is indeed the BS that legitimate scientists have been saying all along... He explained that it would take the entire planet 33 years of not using one automobile, jet plane or producing even one kilowatt of electricity to effectively lower global temperatures 1 degree Fahrenheit... He also showed a chart twenty years in the making that proved that CO2 emissions are actually escaping the earth's atmosphere instead of being trapped...

I'm sorry, I refuse to fall into the guilt trip that because we have lead the industrial world for so long, that we somehow owe third world countries reparations for our ingenuity... This one world government, communistic attitude must be stopped... Screw them, if they want a better mousetrap, invent one, don't look to us to provide it... This administration's entire agenda is to cripple our country economically and socially so we have to turn to government for our very existance...

To that I say "not only no, but hell no"... That is precisely why I'll be in Orlando, Fl on the 12th of November to join my fellow patriots as The Tea Party Express ends this seconnd (but certainly not last) round... I'll be easy to spot, I'll be the crazy old fart in the wheelchair with the cardboard sign reading WILL WORK FOR FREEDOM...

MY COUNTER-INSURGENCY PLAN (P)

Start by electing McDonnell in Virginia, Christie in New Jersey and Hoffman in the New York 23rd congressional district... This would be a good start and would go a long way towards deflating BO's ego while rocking the left wingers back on their heels... Now that we've got them on the ropes, continue to send body punches by electing Marco Rubio in Florida, (Charlie I'm here for you Obama Crist has got to go) get rid of Harry Reid (who's trying to appease the far left with an opt-out public option) because he knows he's in deep dodo back home and will probably not be re-elected, Banking Queen Barney Frank, (who wants to put non-banking financial companies out of business) Botox Queen Nancy Pelosi, (leave the crying to Glenn Beck, at least he's sincere) Chris Dodd & Charlie Rangle are committing their own political suicide with their "sweetheart deals" and tax evasion...

Now for the knock out blow... Elect Ted Nugent as the 45th president in 2012... The liberals would spend the next four years cleaning bodily excrements out of their collective britches...

If you think I'm crazy, you are correct, but you have to love a man who believes in "Enola Gay Rights"... You owe it to yourself to read "Ted White and Blue"...

CONSTITUTIONALLY SPEAKING (P)

Our constitution was written for the express purpose of protecting us from the abuse of power by the federal government... How in God's name can these idiots in Washington think that they can make it mandatory that anyone or more appropriately, everyone has to purchase health insurance... I have health insurance because I personally choose to have health insurance, not because some blood sucking politician thinks I should be mandated to have it... I used to have employer based health insurance in which my employer graciously contributed the majority of the cost... The slumping economy has made it impossible for them to continue this and keep the company in business, which in turn keeps me employed, which in turn allows me to pay taxes, which in turn keeps the weasels in Washington, whom are doing their best to destroy our country... Seems like a vicious cycle... I will admit that I sometimes bash the lawyers in this country, but I was lucky enough to be watching Fox and Friends (shocking as that might sound) this morning when they interviewed a lawyer that practiced (why do they practice law, I would think a better term could be used) constitutional law... It is totally unconstitutional for the federal government to mandate and subsequently fine someone should they choose not to purchase health insurance... This argument will be taken to court and ultimately to the supreme court where it must be overturned...

Today is October 25th and I would like to take this opportunity to wish my twin brother a happy 59th birthday, but more importantly, it is the day that the second Tea Party Express leaves San Diego, ultimately arriving in Orlando on November 11th... America, it is time for us to stand up and reclaim this great country of ours... The far left and their socialist, communist, Marxist agenda must be thwarted... (my fifty cent word for the day) Stand tall America our country, our children and grandchildren are counting on you...

ONE MORE REASON I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL (P)

The treatment of Rush Limbaugh by Roger Goodell and CNN are perfect examples of how political correctness and left wing media outlets will be the death of us all... Remember this is the same Roger Goodell that has reinstated Michael Vick and the same CNN that has Anita Dunn saying that FOX News is the research wing of the republican party...

Michael Vick a convicted felon was not reinstated because he is a superb role model for children, he's reinstated because he is black... The commissioner of the NFL buckled under the pressure of what would be heralded as racism... The race card seems to be most affective when played on a national stage, and it's the decision of a white man concerning the actions of a black man... Does anyone think that had Michael been white that the white commissioner would have reinstated him?

CNN reporter Rick Sanchez apologized for airing unsubstantiated quotes supposedly made by Limbaugh... (I won't stoop so low as to repeat them) Is this not like closing the barn door after the horses get loose, the damage is done... Poetic justice might be a multi million dollar liable lawsuit against Sanchez and CNN... The reason this smear campaign was instituted is because Rush Limbaugh is a conservative... Let us not forget that should Barack Obama stop quickly, CNN and it's left wing agenda would have to be surgically removed from his rectum... Is this why Ted Turner recently was reported to have said he would like to retake control of the networks news programming? Could this possibly be an attempt to win back the affections of Hanoi Jane? (in my best Glenn Beck "I'm just saying")

The Marxist in the Whitehouse have not destroyed the free market system yet... (they're hell bent on it, but they must not be allowed to succeed) Rush Limbaugh's right to be part of the NFL in the capacity of part ownership of the St. Louis Rams is the same right that this administration is trying to destroy across the board... It's no game they're playing, it's the future of our American way of life and I'm sad to say we are approaching overtime and IT'S SUDDEN DEATH...

In closing I'll simply say "GO GATORS"... (it is the truth, Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas)

OMG NOT THE O&M (P)

Shame on you congress... How at a time when our country is fighting two wars can you take 2.6 billion dollars out of the defense departments operations and maintenance budget to fund pet projects in your congressional districts... John Kerry receiving millions for an educational center honoring Ted Kennedy... This could almost be acceptable if it were called "The Mary Jo Kopechne Educational Center For Drunks Who Get Away With Killing Innocent Women"... (somehow I don't think that's what he had in mind) Then there's Daniel Inouye from Hawaii who says "the operations & maintenance budget has plenty of funding"... If this is true, how shameful is it, that the defense department has to ask for billions of dollars more than needed just to insure that after you and your cronies finish pillaging the troops at the end of the day can continue to protect our nation... I believe the ones we need protection from the most are you crooks in Washington... Two words for Daniel Inouye "Pearl Harbor" or are you too busy spending our money to remember?

WILL IT SNOWE IN WASHINGTON TODAY? (P)

Today is the day the Senate Finance Committee votes on the proposed Baucus health care plan... Is it too much to ask that Olympia Snowe helps to prevent this from being passed? Anyone who has payed any attention to the public opinion poles knows that "We the People" are for the most part happy with our health care coverage... Could it be improved, of course it could, but that doesn't mean it needs to completely overhauled...

Hey Olympia, please don't open the door to a single payer system...

Well I didn't get to finish this earlier, and now I see Ms. Snowe has disgraced herself and the rest of the republican party by saying she would vote yes... Olympia, you make me want to puke...

I have a good friend who hales from Maine and you just finished his bad week trifecta... First his Redsox get swept, then Denver comes back to beat the Patriots and now you shame the state he loves...

NOWAY NORWAY (P)

Somewhere Alfred Nobel is rolling over in his grave...

I first thought the committee that selected Barack Obama as the 2009 recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize has given credence to good old fashion ass kissing, which is the only thing BO has accomplished in his nine months... Then I started thinking just exactly what BO had in common with the other United States presidents and vice president who have received this award, those being Teddy Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, Jimmy Carter and Al Gore... Suddenly it became very clear, Roosevelt and Wilson were socialists, Jimmy Carter and Al Gore are still to this day morons...

America does not need socialism, it needs free market capitalism... The rest of the world has decided that they can't compete with our ingenuity, productivity and entrepreneurialship, so they feel that they must champion this George Soros puppet... (if you need to know more about George Soros, please check out the article I have attached to my earlier post titled GEORGE SOROS, NO GOD, NO CONSCIENCE, NO GOOD) We must not allow this attitude to continue, we need to reconfirm the ideals that made us the greatest nation on earth... If by some stretch of the imagination you aren't aware, socialism damn sure isn't what got us here...

Obama while accepting his award has pledged to donate the 1.4 million dollar purse accompanying this prize to charity... I would hope he would choose The Wounded Warrior Project in as much as his unwillingness to act on General McChrystal's recommendation will surely result in many more of our brave armed service personnel being killed and wounded...

In a somewhat related circumstance, Bill Clinton, the only Democratic president in the past thirty plus years not to win the coveted award has been nominated for the Nobel Piece Prize...

NOT EVEN I CAN MAKE THIS STUFF UP (P)

Read the words written by Cass Sunstein your newly confirmed regulatory Czar...

From an article in WorldNetDaily:
Sunstein: Americans too racist for socialism...Defends communism, welfare state but says 'white majority' oppose programs aiding blacks, Hispanics...

"The absence of a European-style social welfare state is certainly connected with the widespread perception among the white majority that the relevant programs would disproportionately benefit African Americans (and more recently Hispanics)," wrote Sunstein in his 2004 book "The Second Bill of Rights"

I don't know about you, but I'm firmly convinced that our Constitution along with the First Bill of Rights have served our country just fine...

Fellow patriots we are about to enter the battle of our lives... Our republic has been hijacked by an administration full of communists, Marxists and maybe the most disturbing of all, people who feel we should be emulating Europe...

HELLO!!! Isn't that why we came here in the first place? Were we not trying to escape from Europe, to a land where you were free to dream and reach our God given potential... If the words European-style social welfare state aren't exactly what you had in mind, whether or not you voted for "change", they should make your blood boil and possibly your rear end start to pucker...

We can't wait until the 2010 elections to combat these people... Remember when people the likes of Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il and Osama bin Laden were considered to be "The Axis of Evil", well we've got our own "Axis of Evil" and the leader lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...

I have never and will never condone violence, but if we don't do something and do it PDQ, we may never be able to regain our country and our lives as we know them... The 9/12 rally in Washington was a good start, but we need nothing short of a tax payer revolt to stop this systematic destruction of our country... The only thing that needs to be "fundamentally transformed" is the Obama administration and its Marxist agenda...

GO SHERRIF "JOE" DHS, YOU BLOW (P)

Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio has been stripped of his authority to patrol for illegal immigrants... Janet Napolitano, you only wish you had the cajones that Sheriff Joe has... Again, just exactly what part of illegal can't you seem to get through that pea brained skull of yours... If he can only check immigration status on people booked into jail by his deputies, isn't that a little like checking out terrorists only after they've blown something up killing innocent people? I've always thought that a proactive approach on pretty much everything is far better than a retroactive WTF just happened approach... This type of thinking would fall right in line with stopping law enforcement agencies from conducting DUI checkpoints... Lets just wait until they crash and kill or injure someone before we check their sobriety level...

In an off beat thought, I remember many years ago being part of two couples out on a boat when my friend ran us aground trying to save a few minutes by cutting across instead of staying in the channel... My friends girlfriend said to him, "you see all those boats over there in the channel, they're laughing at us"... Well someplace south of our border there are millions of Mexicans and guess what Janet Napolitano, they're laughing at us...

COMMIT OR GET OFF THE POT (P)

This is where I would usually say something like "Hi I'm Barack Obama, I'm not really your Commander-N-Chief, but I play one on TV"... There are times for levity and now is not the time... United States service men and women are being killed and that's nothing to laugh about...

Mr. President this is your war, the war you campaigned on... As much as this hurts me to admit, I believe you are right, we need to be in Afghanistan... We also need to be in Iraq, even if that was George W. Bush's war, and you can't stand the fact that "The Surge" worked... What I feel is truly immoral is the fact that you are holding our troops hostage while you try to appease the far left, so as to further your ridiculous health care reform...

In late August, General McChrystal, the man you hired to run this war issued his recommendations for more troops in order to salvage any hopes of winning this war... I know this only because this information was leaked, not because you've taken the time to review it and take appropriate action... This isn't one of your 1,000 plus page bills, it's a 66 page recommendation from your commanding general in the field... Perhaps you might pay more attention were it written by the Apollo Alliance or SEIU...

Mr. President this is obscene, our troops are dying, COMMIT OR GET OFF THE POT!!!
War is hell, but engaging in a war that you won't pledge your 100% support to is immoral at best...

LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH AND HIS ADMINISTRATION (P)

Some of you may not know this about the previous president and his administration, but they are directly responsible for the following...

(TAKE A DEEP BREATH)
The 1929 stock market crash and subsequent great depression, Nazi Germany and the holocaust, the bubonic plague, polio, small pox, HIV, the Korean & Vietnam wars,alien abductions, the Edsel, and probably the most heinous thing of all Chicago not being awarded the 2016 Summer Olympics...

Mr. President, just when are you and your cronies going to stop blaming the Bush administration for you ineptitude... I will be the first to admit, you inherited a few problems, but your self-righteous arrogance when you said "get out of the way and I'll clean up the mess" says to me you better strap on your big boy (no racial slur intended) britches and take ownership of your presidency... You only have a little over three years to (as we redneck, gun toting, bible hugging, astro turf Americans would say) GIT-R-DONE... You've got us off our couches and we're going to make you a thing of the past... These tactics may have worked in Chicago, but they don't cut it in Washington...

THE DAY DAY OBAMA CARE DIED (P)

My Tammie who shares my life and more importantly my heart found this on... http://asamom.ning.com/

While you are there, read Tammie's heart felt appeal to grand mothers called...
An Open Letter To Grandmothers... Meanwhile enjoy this brilliant piece...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3KDmEvNmJ0

Why Didn't I Think Of This Sooner! (L)

I just figured out the answer to solving our health care issues forever! We need two completely separate health care systems. One for liberals and one for conservatives.
The liberal system will be run by "Big Brother" and the conservative plan will be run by the private sector. Everyone would have to choose as to which one they wished to enlist, and enlistment would be for life. ( All illegal aliens would automatically be signed up under the liberal plan.)

It would probably take less than a generation for the government run plan to kill off all of the people that signed up for it. Then the liberal blight will be gone from this country once and for all!

You may be asking how I came up with this theory. You see it is the liberals who believe that abortion should be readily available for any and all who would or could kill an unborn child. Shortly after the government took over liberal health care you would be able to get an abortion at your local neighborhood 7-11. You know a clinic on every corner. Therefore the birth rate would plummet causing the rapid decline of liberals.

The rest of my theory comes from looking at government run health care in other countries. With the added bureaucracy of the government running the system, heath care overall would decline so rapidly that many would die from the lousy health care they would receive if they actually could get in to see a doctor in the first place. Hell this might not take a full generation to pull this off!

Meanwhile the conservative system run by what is already the best health care system on the planet would flourish. Without the extra expense of the liberals who some how think that they are owed free health care just because they were born in America putting a strain on the system, price for extraordinary health care would obviously go down while once again making it profitable for someone to choose to enter the medical profession. After all anyone willing to pay for and sacrifice the years of school and hard work to become a doctor should be rewarded financially for doing so. It is after all "The American Dream!"

YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A GOING PROBLEM (P)

Are you finding yourself going to your check book more often?

Do you find yourself going to your check book, getting there and then not being able to pay when you get there?

Are you getting up several times a night to pay?

You do not have a going problem, you have a growing problem...

Your government is growing and it's putting pressure on your check book...

There is a solution to this problem, it's called I'm-A-Voter...

If you start using I'm-A-Voter today, you can see results in as little as 13 months... (2010 elections)

I'm-A-Voter helps you to remove those socialist, big government liberals, and in time actually replace them with fiscally responsible conservatives...

This resulting in you not having to go to your check book as often, and when you do go, actually being able to write a check...

I'm-A-Voter is not for everyone... Please check with your financial advisor...

If you are a liberal, or have the chance of becoming a liberal, please do not handle I'm-A-Voter...

The risk of certain abnormalities such as Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid may occur...

If you are taking I'm-A-Voter and Barney Frank starts making sense, stop taking I'm-A-Voter immediately and seek professional help...

I'VE BEEN HUMBLED BY ITS GREATNESS (P)

Ladies and gentlemen (you as well, my left wing wacko trolls) I just saw on my blog a new follower Track-A-'Crat... I implore you to click on this website as you will be in for the treat of your life...

http://trackacrat.com/


In my best Wayne and Garth "we're not worthy"...

THANKS JANEANE (P)

This is a heart felt thanks to Janeane Garofalo for explaining my true feelings... You see for 59 years this month, I've been filled with turmoil, not knowing what I'm all about, trying to restrain my core being... Well thanks to Janeane and my new best friend Bill Maher, I know that I'm just a closet racist... The shame of the Tea Parties, the constant guilt while watching Glenn Beck, never being able to tell even my closest friends... I'm putting this on my blog today because I'm out of the closet... I'm a racist and proud of it...

All this time I thought I opposed Barack Obama because he was a George Soros puppet, a Marxist, a liar, a Chicago thug politician, wants social justice, (I believe that term is synonymous with reparations) surrounds himself with criminals the likes of William Ayers, Jeff Jones, Tony Rezko, and Van Jones, thinks that the Supreme Court when dealing with the civil rights issue did not go far enough to establish redistributive change, turned me against my beloved Chicago Whitesox (that probably hurts the most, I've been following them since I was firmly convinced that Nellie Fox was holding down 2nd base only until I could get there) and now to find out that it's only because he's black... What a life altering, mind freeing revelation...

I think I'll just put on my white robe and torch a few crosses...

MR. PRESIDENT IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU TO GROW A PAIR (P)

Mr. Peabody, set the "Way Back Machine" (anyone too young to understand that statement, please ask your parents, for you have undoubtedly been deprived of the greatest cartoon program of all times, Rocky & Bullwinkle) the year is 1773 and after years of King George III trying to tax the American colonies in an effort to recoup their losses from the French and Indian war... On December 16, 1773 upwards of 7,000 colonists went down to the wharf demanding that the ships carrying tea from the East India Company leave the port without payment of any duty... When the Collector of Customs refused to allow the ships to leave without payment, a couple hundred of the colonists took matters into their own hands... They, some dressed as Indians whooping war chants converged on the three ships and dumped their cargoes of tea into Boston Harbor... This simple act of defiance is what ultimately started The American Revolution and the forming of these United States of America...

Fast forward about 236 years and the United States is confronted by threats of nuclear proliferation from a country run by religious nutjobs... Allow me to introduce you to Mahmoud Ahmedinejad the fraudulently elected president of the Islamic Republic of Iran... This wacko along with the ruling mullahs believe that the only way to bring the coming of the 12th Imam (Radical Islamist's version of Jesus) is through total chaos and bloodshed, especially that of the infidel... (that ladies and gentlemen would be you and me) I'm not college educated, but I am smart enough know that nuclear arms in the hands of people who refer to The United States as "The Big Satin" and Israel as "The Little Satin" can't possibly have a good outcome...

It took me a while to get here, but as Glenn Beck would say "let me tie this all together for you"... We, The United States of America have a president when confronted with the knowledge that the Iranians are enriching uranium faster than your ice cream cone is melting on the 4th of July, wants to "talk"... Can you imagine what would have happened if in 1773 the colonists had thought that an open discussion with King George III, without preconditions would be a great idea? I'll tell you exactly what would have happened... We would all be speaking the Queens English (literally) and Barack Obama would be the Prime Minister of The American Colonies...

Mr. President, as I referred to in the title, It's Not Too Late... You can not rationalize with these morons anymore than you can rationalize with a two year old... You need to spank them and in a firm voice say "NO"... If they continue to misbehave, you send them to bed without supper... In Iran's case, you put a naval blockade in the Strait of Hormuz, no oil out, no refined petroleum in... In my best Soup Nazi voice "no gas for you"... Lets see how long it takes to topple their economy and get these nutjobs ousted...

If all else fails, you can always "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran...
bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran"...