SORRY IF YOU'VE SEEN THESE (P)

Product labeling I can get behind...

This is just funny...
























NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

BOXERS OR BRIEFS? WITH OBAMA, IT DEPENDS (P)

Am I suggesting that the POTUS, leader of the free world (for now anyway) has a bladder control problem? No I am not, but I'm saying that he obviously needs some form of protection when it comes to the loss of control, bodily or otherwise, in the day to day function of his office... I'm going to leave you the link, along with having you make up your own mind as to the POTUS's undergarment de jour... He may very well have control of his bladder, but it is becoming increasingly obvious that he does not have the "CA JONES" to lead a Boy Scout troop, never the less, the greatest country on earth...


OK, I'll be the first to admit that I don't know how to leave one of those cute little HERE to click on, so please click on the link below... Please notice that this article continues on 4 pages...
http://socyberty.com/issues/white-house-insider-obama-hesitated-panetta-issued-order-to-kill-osama-bin-laden/

1. Does the POTUS as a Muslim have a problem ordering the extermination of another Muslim?
2. Would a non-Muslim have had a cleric on board the US Carl Vinson to insure a proper burial?
3. Is leading from behind what you want your president to aspire to?
4. IS IT 2012 YET?

H/T to nanotweezer...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

JUST EXACTLY HOW DID THEY WASH BIN LADEN? (P)

See the procedure below...

FEEL BETTER NOW?















NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

MY TAKE ON THE WHOLE THING (P)

There are several scenarios that play out in my sick / twisted mind...

1. According to explicit instruction from Eric Holder, the brave Navy Seal was reading Bin Laden his Miranda rights as follows "You have the right to remain silent BANG"
2. The cord on his karaoke microphone shorted out right in the middle of his performance of Michael Jackson's "Thriller", killing him in two fashions, a) electricution and b) from the stoning by those listening...

   3. This Pompas Ass went to Pakistan to negotiate with Bin Laden, during which Bin Laden pulled out a gun and said "you are a disgrace to Muslim men around the world" then turned the gun on himself out of shame...
   4. Last but not least, his wife who was 1/4 his age killed him in his sleep after finding out he was having an affair with a goat...

NOW LET ME BE SERIOUS...
God Bless the brave men and women of our Armed Forces, but especially those 40 brave Navy Seals that carried out this mission... The Son of a Bitch that perpetrated the largest terrorist attack ever on U.S. soil is now in HELL...

The point I want to make abundantly clear is not to allow our Moron-N-Chief to bask in the glory of this accomplishment... If it weren't for Guantanamo and the "ENHANCED INTEROGATION TECHNIQUES" used (need I remind you that were authorised by George Bush) this bastard would still be alive...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

To P and Conservative men everywhere... (T)

To P and Conservative men everywhere,


This is a love letter. It is to all the wonderful conservative men everywhere. Conservative men - find one and keep him. You can trust them to do the right thing, even when it is difficult. If women are the stone masons, they are the rocks that the foundation of a family is built on.

My book club/support group is filled with fierce independent woman with passion and a strong sense that their place in the world is wherever and however they want it to be. I cherish them beyond words.

This love letter is to their strong conservative husbands and mine, who embrace our strength and don’t insist we hide behind a wall of correctness, political or otherwise. They are secure enough in their masculinity to have no desire to make us fit a preconceived notion of what a woman should be.

Conservative men have no need to control others because they control themselves. They bring strength, calmness and security to our homes. You can rely on a conservative man. You can trust a conservative man. Is there a higher complement we can give?

Thank you to all of you - you know who you are. Your strength of character and strong sense of self enhances the lives of all strong conservative women everywhere. We couldn’t be us without you.

T

This is from my beloved (T), is it not abundantly clear why I fell in love with and cherish this woman...
I never had a chance... (P)

THERE'S A REASON WE FOUGHT THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR (P)

There's a reason we fought the Revolutionary War and brave men fought and died...

So we would never have to put up with this crap again...










ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
NOBODY GIVES A RAT'S ASS!!!
I'D RATHER WATCH PAINT DRY!!!

SILVER BULLET MY ASS (P)

Please allow me to apologise in advance, as  I know some of you are going to be offended by this...

This is a picture of a "Silver Bullet" one for which the Moron-N-Chief is proclaiming we don't possess in order to bring down the price of gas... 

This is a picture of suppositories, of which when I spent four months in spinal cord rehab were affectionately referred to as "Silver Bullets".... (are you starting to see where I'm heading with this)

This is a Chevy Volt, exactly what the Moron-N-Chief says is the answer to high gas prices... He is suggesting that we all run out and purchase more fuel efficient cars... Need I remind you that you and I are on the hook as taxpayers to the tune of $30,000.00 plus for every one of these sold because it costs north of $70,000.00 to produce and sells to the public somewhere north of $40,000.00... Not only couldn't Government Motors produce enough of these beauties to make a dent in gas consumption, if they did, we as taxpayers would be out Billions if not Trillions of dollars in subsidies...

This is a picture of "Oil Wells" that believe it or not, would reduce our dependency on foreign oil, thus bringing down the price of gas... The mere threat of our increasing domestic production of oil would have an immediate effect on the price of crude and the long term would give us back our energy independence...




OK boys and girls, one of these things was designed to be inserted in the rectum, I'll leave the choice up to you... Which of these items would you like to stick up Obama's ass? The oil derricks have a shape more conducive to insertion, but wouldn't you love to shove the Chevy Volt where the sun doesn't shine on Obama?

This was therapeutic for me, I hope you had fun with it as well...

NOT RACIST...  NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...