Sunday, March 27, 2011

DON'T MAKE ME RUN FOR PRESIDENT! (P)


Who hasn't heard this from a parent at some point in time?

Well I'm starting to feel the same way as to we, "THE CONSERVATIVE RIGHT", coming up with a clear cut winner to oust "Numb Nuts" in 2012... So again I implore  you "don't make me run for president"...




I'm not sold on anyone at this point... I do however have reservations about some so called contenders... I do not like Mitt Romney, two words Romney Care...  Michelle Bachmann has some really good ideas, but I don't think she has a chance... (before you take my head off, let me explain... (T) and I host in our home what started out as a  "book club" that has now been more aptly referred to as a "support group" in which I'm the only male with six females "what can I say, I'm a chick magnet"... These are very conservative women and it is their consensus that it would be next to impossible for any woman to win)... I love about 95% of Ron Paul right up until he starts spouting about withdrawing our entire military from around the world... That is just not plausible at this time... Certainly something we can and should strive for in the future... I'm not wild about any of these guys, Tim Pawlenty, Mitch Daniels, Herman Cain or Haley Barbour... I like Newt Gingrich, he certainly is worldly and wise, but does he carry too much baggage? I would truly love to see any of the following Rand Paul, Marco Rubio or Lt. Col. Allen West, except look what happened the last time we elected a first term senator... (I know West is a congressman) 

So don't make me start an exploratory committee and run for president, as I really don't want to... Should this be necessary, let me assure you of a couple of things...

  1. I have a birth certificate and only one social security number...
  2. You can find plenty of people that I went to school with...
  3. I don't play golf...
  4. I'm a child of the sixties and I did inhale... As (L) likes to say, I remember the Mustang coming out in 1964 and everything is a little hazy after that...
  5. There's no way in hell I'm going to wear long pants or a tie... (although I could teach Obummer how to tie a Double Windsor, instead of that lop sided excuse he wears)
  6. I would get us out of the United Nations and get that money pit of a bad idea off our soil... Citizen of the world my ass, I'm an American citizen and damn proud of it...
  7. I'd get rid of Obummer Care...
  8. I'd cut spending and require a balanced budget...
  9. I'd stop government waste...
  10. I'd get rid of the EPA and DOE...
  11. I'd abolish the IRS and institute a "Fair Tax"...
  12. I'd uphold the Constitution...
  13. I'd shrink the federal government and return the power to the states...
  14. I'd repeal the 17th amendment, giving the state assemblies the power to elect the senators...
  15. Come to think of it, I'd make a damn good president...
You heard it here first..


I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT...

9 comments:

  1. I like Cain, I like West, I like Rubio...And you!

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  2. I've got to admit that I don't know that much about Cain, but I'll do my home work...

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  3. You got my vote although I cannot comprehend even 'wanting' the job.

    Seriously I look for the reluctant for they are the ones who see the need for the job but have no desire for it themselves. A Gen. George Washington type you might say. A leader with no desire for power.

    If such a person with solid conservative credentials could be persuaded to run they would win and America would as well.

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  4. Yo Bro,

    How about twins? Of course being the oldest I would be President and you could be the VP!

    You could have daily beer summits on the White House lawn. I bet there has never been a pig roast there either.

    I think (TL) and (T) might balk at the idea, but (TL) really likes DC! She makes killer pulled pork and could cook up a mess of collard greens and blackeye peas!

    Sounds like a plan to me!

    Lock & Load!!!
    Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

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  5. Don't make me have to kick your ass... We'll rotate odd and even years.. The pork sounds good, it would keep Obama and the rest of the Muslims away...

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  6. Sounds like you're just the man we need!

    I also agree with your assessment of the current field. Ugh, why do they all suck so bad?

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  7. Fuzzy,

    You made a typo I think. Didn't you mean to say "men" this Great Nation needs? Don't forget you get two for the price of one!

    Lock & Load!!!
    Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

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  8. Clue me in, why can't a women win? It would be an historic election and a first just like Obummer was. Some people would vote for a women just because a women was running. Palin or Bachmann may not be able to win because of the Independents and our dishonest MSM, but I think some day a (conservative) woman will be our president.

    Newt would be ten times better than the community organizer we have now and I would vote for him. I don't care about his past personal life, but he's a little more "greener" than I'd like.

    If we don't get the Public unions under control and get a Demint, Cain, West, Rubio, Christy, Bachmann, or Palin type CONSERVATIVE in office we are toast.

    Also I have an uneasy feeling that the republicans are going to blow this advantage that was given to them last November.

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  9. Nanotweezer,

    I feel a woman can and will win one day. I think Bachmann would be a great president. She is absolutely fearless.

    Anyone would be better than "DUMBO" and I also think you are right about the Republicans looking like they are going to cave again and the political machine that is Washington will still keep sucking the life-blood out of this country.

    If we don't stop the onslaught of Sharia bullshit actually while I am slamming radical muslims I should say pig shit, it won't matter anyway!

    Lock & Load!!!
    Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

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