Dyslexia is believed to be a neurological language processing disorder. Dyslexia symptoms usually include difficulty with written and spoken information. Dyslexia symptoms can range from mild to debilitating...
The explanation of DYSLEXIA above may help us to understand why LIBERALS simply don't get it... Their brains are wired differently, making it difficult for them to process what they read and see... (I use the word difficult because this affliction can be overcome... I have a family member who suffers from dyslexia and is currently making us extremely proud as she is maintaining an "A" average in her college studies)...
Listed below are just a few examples of how "LIBERALS" with their affliction view the same terms or issues...
CONSERVATIVES-----------------------LIBERALS
CONSTITUTION--------------------------OUT DATED
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION----------------VOTER BASE
LOWER TAXES---------------------------FEWER ENTITLEMENTS
ABORTION-------------------------------BIRTH CONTROL
HEALTHCARE----------------------------REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH
ARIZONA IMMIGRATION LAW---------HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION
TERM LIMITS---------------------------LESS POWER
DEFICIT SPENDING---------------------UNALIENABLE RIGHT
BALANCED BUDGET-------------------RESTRICTING GOVERNMENT
GULF OIL LEAK-------------------------DRILLING MORATORIUM
RACISM---------------------------------THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING
TEA PARTY-----------------------------RACISM
CAPITALISM---------------------------FAT CAT BANKERS
SOCIALISM----------------------------THE ULTIMATE GOAL
UNEMPLOYMENT---------------------GREEN JOBS
TALK RADIO---------------------------FAIRNESS DOCTRINE
GLENN BECK---------------------------WORSE NIGHTMARE
NOVEMBER 2, 2010--------------------DOOMS DAY
I'm sure you can add to the list, so feel free to leave them in your comments...
NOT RACIST, NOT VIOLENT, JUST NO LONGER SILENT...
IF NOT YOU, WHO? IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
DYSLEXIA? Your too kind.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the above but do not attribute it to Dyslexia but rather the complete lacking of a proper education which was replaced with propaganda.
Best wishes to your relative as that is super news!
That's a great list! I especially liked "Dooms Day", very fitting!
ReplyDeleteGreat post BO! I know a few that suffer from this disorder.
ReplyDeleteBlame reality and events............Blame Bush!
ReplyDeletePoverty................BLame Bush
Oil Spill................Blame Bush
well, you get the picture! (Good post!)
Hi Born Again.
ReplyDeleteThis is very true and spot on. Libs and lefties live in bizarro world.
It's getting worse by the minute. The major cities are LOST.
I hope it's a bit better in your corner of America, and you have not been affected by the gulf oil spill and other awfulness that obummer & co love to bring us.
Thanks for speaking the truth.
Here's mine
Conservatives...........Liberals
Sane.........................INSANE
Bunni,
ReplyDeleteSo far so good on the oil...
I should have used your list and saved all that typing...
Bro,
ReplyDeleteZ nailed it!
Everything---------Blame Bush!
Lock & Load!!!
Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!
I have a great idea! Let's run a Cheney/Palin ticket in 2012. That way we are guaranteed that we'll either way we will lose, or if we win, this country will lose.
ReplyDeleteAPB...
ReplyDeleteBeing dyslexic, are you sure you didn't mean Palin/Cheney? Isn't that your mother calling you up from the basement for dinner? Did you go another day without getting out of your pajamas? How on earth are you ever going to get laid if you live in mommies basement? Oh, I forgot, that's the difference between you and me, I've actually seen a vagina... Should you by chance be female, feel free to substitute penis...
Now, Now Bro,
ReplyDeleteWe must not let the "little bi-otch" or "bi-astard" get us all riled up!
As Glenn Beck (Worse Nightmare, see post) said this afternoon, "We must pray for all Americans, even BO!" I would think he probably would want us to pray for this incredibly stupid progressive troll as well!
Damn he's asking for a lot!
Lock & Load!!!
Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!
I have a very Liberal niece and nephew, both out of college. Their Mom was progressive and the dad very conservative. The Mom won with the kids because Liberals are so good at making conservatives look guilty (although my brother wasn't buying it and did not feel guilty).
ReplyDeleteDyslexia fits nicely, although I hate giving them a medical excuse. I would rather assume they are mean and nasty by nature:-)
How about Sarah Palin - Lost Majority or Sarah Palin - Terrorist
Interesting list. I think you can keep this one going for a long while.
Love this list. It's so bizarre how they see and hear things as if from some other planet . . . where logic, reason, and common sense have all been abandoned.
ReplyDeleteLiberalism = mental illness
ReplyDeleteliberalism = uninformed
liberalism = not paying attention
liberalism = useful idiots
"we are guaranteed that we'll either way we will lose"
ReplyDeleteWhat did he/she say? Progressive Dyslexia exposed!
(Has anyone besides me noticed that "progressives are actually "regressive"?)
Goltz,
ReplyDeleteTheir plan is for us all to regress to the point we just follow blindly the brilliant ones the likes of Bill Marh and Rosie O'Donnell... Put down the spoon Rosie, it might be loaded...
(see post above)