I WAS GONE FOR A WHILE, BUT I'M BACK NOW (P)

I must apologise to my faithful followers, (all four of you) I've been slammed at work and although this is my passion, it doesn't pay the mortgage...

THE "TED" OFFENSIVE (P)

I'm not referring to the Tet Offensive of the Vietnam War, but one of the most offensive people in this country, Ted Kennedy... In the same way I wrote about Chris Dodd, we don't want you dead, just out of politics... Ted, what's good for the goose is good for the liberal... Weren't you the one who championed the bill in your state to prolong the time in which the governor has to appoint a replacement upon the departure of a congressman or senator? Now when it no longer benefits you, you want the law repealed... I'm not sure that when I die I'll be joining Mary Jo in heaven, but you certainly won't have to worry about any awkward chance meetings... There's only one place you'll be going and that's straight down...

HELP SAVE RIFGA BARY (P)

Rifga Bary is the young lady that fled Ohio to save her life after converting from Islam to Christianity... Due to the present administrations policies, I'm not sure the America I grew up in is still going to be here in the same form as my granddaughters grow up... However I'm completely convinced that if we don't stop the onslaught of Islam, this religion with it's Sharia law will destroy America...

I will ask you to do two things...

1. Email governor Charlie Crist and demand he intervene in the Rifga Bary case...

charlie.crist@myflorida.com

2. Take the time to watch the attached video... It will open your eyes to the real problem...

TED NUGENT FOR PRESIDENT (P)

I'm not sure Ted wants the job, but after you listen to this video, you'll be saying the same thing...

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST (P)

Sometimes it's the small victories that are the most fun... My girlfriend's (yes we're living together, how sixties of us) son lost his roommate and needs to move in for his last semester before heading off to a school out of the area... He shows up with every article of clothing he owns as well as the clothes on his back as filthy as imaginable... When his mother announced that she was running to the store he said he needed to pick up a few things and asked if he might tag along... The first words out of her mouth were "not looking like that, at least change your shirt" to which he declared "this is the cleanest of them all"... Mom asked if he could borrow one of mine and I said sure, coming out with my "I'll Keep My Guns, Freedom & Money, You Can Keep The Change"... Making someone who voted for Obama don that T-Shirt ranks right up there with throwing Holy Water on a vampire...

The truth be known, even he is feeling buyers remorse... He has figured out that once you pull your head out of your butt and see what they really meant when touting "Change" that this isn't the "Change" they thought they were voting for... America it's not too late to save our country, we just need to band (once upon a time I might have used the word organize, but that word has been perverted by our president and his ACORN thugs) together and refuse to let these factions that would destroy our Republic continue their evil ways...

AND THE EMMY GOES TO (P)

Category:
Best performance in a Town Hall Meeting

The Emmy goes to Dr. Roxana Mayer for her riveting performance at Sheila Jackson's town hall meeting in Texas... She was so persuasive in her performance that she received not one, but two rounds of applause from the audience and a hug from Sheila Jackson... It was magical...

Roxana Mayer is not really a doctor, but she plays one on TV, after all we're talking Emmies here not Academy Awards... The amazing thing is that when Roxana is not playing a doctor on TV she still finds time to be a Texas Delegate for Barack Obama... How she can balance her acting career with organizing for Obama is just one more tribute to her greatness...

OK people, not even I can make this stuff up... Does this not stink of fraud when Washington politicians stoop to these tactics... Oh I'm sorry, I keep forgetting they learned from the master, Barack Obama... Is it not painfully obvious that everything this administration does should be scrutinized to prevent our country from being stolen right out from under our feet...

Dear God in heaven America please wake up before it's too late...

"Dr. Bernanke" or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Debt" (P)

Again I show my age... (the great Peter Sellers movie, "Dr. Strangelove" or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb")

The Federal Reserve is monetizing our debt... Back Door Bernanke is selling federal bonds out of the front door and one week later buying them at the back door with money the Federal Reserve just printed... I'm not an economist, I'm not even a college graduate, but it doesn't take either to figure out this is a disaster in the making... How much more money does "BDB" think the Chinese are going to lend us when he's inevitably causing hyper inflation? The Federal Government can say all they want to about trying to curb inflation, but with this transpiring, the truth rears its' ugly head... Inflation is actually a way for the Feds to increase the tax coffers without actually raising the percentage we are taxed... The problem lies in controlling the inflation... Can you remember the Carter administration? Not only did the Peanut Farmer empty the prisons and asylums in Cuba (who can forget the Mariel Boatlift) but inflation and interest rates were in the 18% range...

I've got an idea... As hard as this may be for the federal government to follow, please give it a try... Are you ready???

STOP SPENDING MONEY YOU DON'T HAVE!!!!!!!!!!

As brilliant an idea as this may be, the idiots in Washington can't seem to grasp the concept... Using credit, I personally can spend slightly more than I'm making in a month, but not for long... These morons seem to think that this rule of economics obviously doesn't apply to them... My mother taught me two valuable lessons for life... (actually many more than two, but for simplicity we'll stop at two)

1. Never draw to or bet on an inside straight
2. Don't spend more than you make

Unfortunately the federal government is doing both... (to quote Mother Dearest, "that wasn't very smart now was it")