Sunday, March 7, 2010

HAMSTER NIPPLES (P)


The tag line for this post comes from the comedic genius of Brian Regan... I searched for a video, but wasn't successful... The premise for the bit was that when you are drunk everything seems to be funny, so he suggested putting a note pad on the booze bottles so you could wake up the next day and remember just what was soooooo funny... Hence the title "Hamster Nipples"...


Well ladies and gentlemen, it is spring time in S.W. Florida and that brings sunshine and my ability to charge my batteries, as I was solar powered when Van Jones was a mere gleam in his daddy's eye... I purchased this lot that I built this house upon for its' southern exposure, so I might be able to sit in the sun applying dark tanning oil (sun screen is for wimps, you can say I told you so when and only when I die of skin cancer) and soaking up rays... The problem that comes from this is thirst, to which I find Heineken to be the perfect solution... (are you starting to see where I'm coming from?) The more I sun, the thirstier I get, the more I indulge... That is the reason I put a pad on the lanai so every time I came in to get a beer , or make a rental payment (you don't buy beer, you rent it) I could jot down my thoughts so "Hamster Nipples" here I come...


  • If the left thinks we're wrong, why do they call us "The Right"?


  • Were there any Muslims on the Mayflower? (I mean, did one Pilgrim jump off that ship, throw down a mat, face east and praise Allah)


  • The above being true, why don't you find your own "New World"... (you've taken over Europe, Africa and Asia, I hear Antarctica is beautiful this time of year... If you don't believe me, just ask Al Gore)


  • If Obama care is so good for us, why is it that the progressives have to cram it down our throats? (even Mary Poppins can't make this crap taste good)


  • If the Obama administration is so eager to create or save jobs, why are they scrapping the space program? (could it be that John Holdren is afraid that their "Global Warming" scam will be proven to be just that... oops, there goes "Cap & Tax"


  • Does anyone in their "RIGHT" mind think that Charlie Crist is a "Conservative"?

  • With ears the size of Obama's, wouldn't you think he could hear us?


  • If God wasn't a Florida Gator, why did he make the sky "Blue" and the sun "Orange"?

OK, I had fun with that... Although I did catch some beautiful sunshine and drank a few beers yesterday, I didn't use the pad because I was intoxicated, I used the pad because I'm getting older and I have that dreaded disease CRS... Can't Remember Stuff!!!













    Saturday, March 6, 2010

    OBAMACARE OBITUARY (P)

    The following is an example of how our local 9/12 Project is going about countering the all out assault on our freedom... This directly relates to my previous post as how each and every one of us need to get involved...
    As busy as these patriots are, I 'm sure if asked, they would help you in your efforts to start a group in your area... Here again is a link to S.W. Florida 9/12 Project...
    http://www.meetup.com/The-SWFL-9-12Project-Meetup-Group/


    Dear SWFL 912ers and Friends,


    As you know, this week has been horrendous for the furtherance of the Obamacare legislation. Our President is pulling out all the stops, promising judgeships, ambassadorships and anything he can for a YES vote. They are feinting and faking us out with reconciliation threats while the White House drags in every opposing Democratic Congressman for the house to pass the senate bill on their desk now for the President to sign by Easter.


    Our healthcare and personal freedoms have never faced a greater attack. The complete government takeover of one of America’s largest segment of business has never faced so dire a time from the progressives who seek to own everything.


    To combat this, SWFL 912 with the help of the Naples Tea Party will be hosting a candlelight vigil from 7:30 PM to 8:30 PM at NCH Main Downtown hospital tomorrow night in front of the parking garage on U.S. 41 in downtown Naples along the sidewalk in front of the Naples Community Hospital parking garage and every Sunday night after tomorrow until we kill Obamacare.


    You can pick up a candle for this purpose at Target or Christian Book Store.


    This rally format was announced on FOX News and will be held nationwide.


    We are also putting the following Obituary or Special Notice in the Naples Daily News and the Ft. Myers Free Press to dramatize this effort!


    For those of you not RESIDING in Florida, we request you plan the same in front of your hospitals.


    Please read the following notice and gather all your friends to come to Naples NCH tomorrow night.


    Jamie, Cheryl, Terri, Barry and the SWFL912 and Naples Tea Party Teams.


    Announcing the Imminent Death of American Healthcare


    American Healthcare has been given her death sentence. She will die of a disease called Socialized Medicine, better known as “Obamacare”. The President and our legislators tell us her death is to occur on or before Easter 2010. Like the Christmas Eve vote; once again they determine to remove not only the joy of our Christian holiday, but the hope of our future health.


    American Healthcare has provided her citizens and the citizens of all nations with comfort and healing throughout generations. She has given renewed health to the infirm, made the lame to walk, healed the uninsured accident victim, and enabled the cancer victim to walk away cancer free on untold occasions. She has done so without question, regardless of the ability to pay. A miracle worker every day, her hallowed abilities will be sorely missed by all. American Healthcare surely is a hero loved by all.


    American Healthcare has treated Kings not as fortunate for medical advancement within their own borders as well as the lowliest and sickest of humanity throughout the world. Prime Ministers from socialist countries enter her beds for premier heart surgeries; just as the downtrodden, found beaten and left for dead in Anywhere Alley, USA have received the same care. Untold Millions have exited her doors in restored health - whole and healed. The sick child from Haiti, the Leukemia patient from England, the brain tumor victim from Canada, the Siamese twins from India and we are always welcome in her beds. Indeed, American Healthcare, along with her helpers, our physicians and nurses, repeatedly open their beds to treat the masses from all walks of life. American healthcare is blind to station, but never to those desperately in need of world class treatment for life threatening conditions – oftentimes at no cost to the patient.


    Now we citizens are told they will install panels to decide what treatment we can receive. If we are not of prime age or perfect health, we will be given over to death panels whose job it will be to provide us with counseling to end our lives, to order lesser care, or perhaps a letter offering to pay for the drugs for our suicide – all to “insure” 30 million people. What else will they do? We know they will enter our checking accounts for auto withdrawals, track our health through the IRS, and tax or jail us if we refuse to buy their insurance. As was proposed in the American Mecca of socialized medicine (Massachusetts) just Thursday; should we also expect that our faith-based and deeply personal circumcision decisions be outlawed for cost containment reasons?


    Once American Healthcare dies, there will be nowhere else in the world for anyone to go for premier care and the newest advancements in medicine. Where will we go that we are assured the best care in the world regardless of our wealth or ability to pay? No other country will offer us what America offers now. Rather, we are warned by 45% of the doctors that they will no longer be able to afford to practice. They will be forced to retire. Our taxes will increase, we will receive substandard care, our choices will no longer be our own, and our own doctors may very well choose to close their doors.


    Please join us to pray for American Healthcare’s miracle – the very miracle she has given so many of us - renewed health and reprieve from certain death. A candlelight vigil for the wellbeing of American Healthcare is scheduled for Sunday, March 7th at NCH Main Hospital in front of the parking garage at 7:30 – 8:30 PM. We will meet there this Sunday and every Sunday evening thereafter until we see this big government American Healthcare death panel fail. Bring your candles, your bibles to “cling to” and the words to the song “We shall Overcome”. We will pray fervently for the death of the Obamacare in order to save the life of American Healthcare.

    Friday, March 5, 2010

    I'M LEAFING OVER A NEW TURN IN MY LIFE (P)

    I've been doing a lot of soul searching (some on the left may accuse me of trying to search something I don't possess) lately... I'm beginning to wonder if I'm preaching to the choir... Could my time and effort be spent in a more affective manner? I don't think that I need to suggest or remind anyone who already reads this blog that our country, our very existence is being threatened by an administration and political force that is Hell Bent on the destruction of the America that our founding fathers and practically every generation since (well at least up until Woodrow Wilson) has aspired to... There are those among us who feel the American dream is a nightmare and only through socialism can we as a society have the rights we truly deserve... Well I hate to rain on their Utopian parade, but they couldn't be more wrong... If I start to sound like Glenn Beck, I'll take that as a compliment... We the People of this great country are created equal and it is up to you to make the best of your chance in life... I've spent damn near 60 years falling down, getting up, falling down and getting up again, but I did it on my own... (as my son who is now in his thirties would have proclaimed at two "MY BIG SELF") That is to say that every failure as well as every success was the direct result of my actions, not the government either holding me up or pushing me down... Our rights come from God, the only thing government can do is destroy your rights... It is up to each individual to take their God given rights and achieve in life what they are willing to work for... The governments only job is to get out and stay out of your way so you can strive to achieve "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness"...

    I don't know about you, but I'm not going down the road to socialism without one hell of a fight... I have three children and four grandchildren so far (no pressure Mat) and I refuse to leave them with this mess... I'm not capable on my own of enacting a huge amount of change, but through joining with like minded people, change (the good kind) can and will take place...

    I'm fortunate enough to live in S.W. Florida and we have just such a group... What I'm hoping to achieve with this post is to give you an opportunity to see the inner workings of The S.W. Florida 9/12 Project http://www.meetup.com/The-SWFL-9-12Project-Meetup-Group/ This is part of a national group and if there is not one in your immediate area, perhaps you could look into starting one... The people at the heart of our group have dedicated themselves to educating the public and being proactive in the election of local, state and federal public servants... (they may forget, but they work for us, hence no reference to politicians)

    I'll continue to blog, (gives me something to do since my doctor made me quit using heroine) but I'm going make an effort to become more involved in the day to day, nuts and bolts, front line war on the evil that is attacking our country...

    Thus ends another episode of "As the Turn Leafs"...

    Thursday, March 4, 2010

    WHERE'S MONICA LEWINSKY WHEN YOU NEED HER? (P)

    I apologize up front for this, but this was just too good to pass up...


    Click on the picture to get a better look... I'm not sure exactly where this took place, but the sign to the right and her sign don't seem to go together...

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010

    QUOTE OF THE WEEK (P)

    I did not verify this, but frankly I don't care because it's just too good to ignore...


    Who would have thought that the LA TIMES would even allow it on their pages??

    Quote Of The Week:

    "Frankly, I don't know what it is about California, but we seem to have a strange urge to elect really obnoxious women to high office. I'm not bragging, you understand, but no other state, including Maine, even comes close. When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats to Washington, we're number one. There's no getting around the fact that the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, and Nancy Pelosi, they were stirring a cauldron when the curtain went up on 'Macbeth'. The three of them are like jackasses who happen to possess the gift of blab. You don't know if you should condemn them for their stupidity or simply marvel at their ability to form words."

    --columnist Burt Prelutsky , LA Times


    This has Pulitzer Prize written all over it...

    I'd like to add one more to the list, Maxine Waters...



    Monday, March 1, 2010

    UNDOCUMENTED GUESTS (P)

    This is priceless, especially coming on the heels of Desiree Rogers stepping down as the Whitehouse social director...

    Perhaps Janet Napolitano should take Mrs Roger's lead... The issue of illegal immigration is one that progressives choose to overlook, as they tend to be their future entitlement slaves...


    WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

    CAPITALISM VERSES FREE SPEECH (P)

    I was on my way to work this morning listening to my favorite classic rock station (my commute isn't far enough to listen to conservative talk radio and besides, I get too pissed off) when I hear a disclaimer followed by an advertisement for an on-line site that guarantees success for people wanting to have extramarital affairs... (and you thought talk radio pissed me off) Long story short, I got to work and emailed the station... Here are the exchanges...


    Mine:
    Subject: On-Line Dating for Affairs...

    I’m writing to express my outrage over an advertisement I heard on 94.5 on my way into work this morning… I heard the disclaimer proceeding the ad for an on-line dating service for those wishing to cheat on their spouses… I will be the first to champion your right to air the commercial, however I feel very strongly about whether if you continue if I shall continue listening to your station… I know all too well that these are tough times financially, but I’m pretty sure the fallout from listeners will far outweigh any financial benefit your station may gain by continuing to air this vile and contemptuous advertisement…



    You may have noticed that I have C.C. many others and this is only a fraction of my email address book… My next action will be to post this on my blog which is read all over this country… The S.W. Florida 9/12 Project could have a field day with this, so please consider removing this ad ASAP…

    Reply:
    Hi (P),



    Unfortunately this commercial got by our screening of new advertisers including myself. They have tried multiple times to get on the air before by submitting requests through different advertiser names which disguise their commercial content. Thank you for listening and reporting this. We have deleted this commercial and will no longer air on any Meridian Broadcasting station.



    Please do not hesitate to contact me in the future about any issues you may hear arise.



    Regards, Jim

    Who says Capitalism doesn't work?
    Now my only issue is getting rid of the morons in Washington that are trying to destroy our country... If it were only as simple as an email...