Tuesday, May 31, 2011

CONSTITUTIONS IN THE CLASSROOM AND YOU CAN HELP (P)




































OUR MISSION STATEMENT:
Our mission is to unite, educate and take action to preserve the Constitution and the principles of our founding fathers. We intend to create a future in which the majority of elected officials at local, state and federal levels operate in accordance with the Constitution and our founding principles. We will do this by teaching our children the fundamentals of freedom and by educating the citizens of Lee County in the United States Constitution and the federalist papers of our founding fathers.

I'm extremely proud to be associated with this fine organization and the work they do... We have taken on the task of getting the Constitution back into the classrooms of our local schools with the ultimate goal of this becoming standard nation wide... We have a dedicated group of patriots that visit the local schools teaching classes on the Constitution and the Bill of Rights who are met with great enthusiasm... Contrary to what the "left" would want you to believe, our young students are eager to learn what has so diabollically and methodically been removed from our children's corriculum... Needless to say, though this is a 100% volunteer group, it takes money to keep this going, hence the "You Can Help" part of the title... Though we have many fund raising projects, the one I've gotten most involved in follows...




















This magnificent afghan was crochetted by "Mom", who is not only a proud member of Cape 9.12, but one of the infamous "Thursday Night Book Club" (T) and I host at our house as well... We all have pet names and "Mom" fits this young lady to a Tee... (for the life of me, I can't understand why I'm "The Pimp") When she is not participating in our group activities, she's baking and sending "care packages" to our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, oh and creating beautiful treasures like the one above... Mom recently (recently refers to the time it was finished, hundreds of woman hours went into this) crochetted this so we could raffle it off to raise money for our cause...

Just how might you take possession of this masterpiece? I thought you'd never ask...

$5.00 will get you one chance or raffle ticket and amazingly enough $10.00 will get you three, just imaginge how your chances would improve if you purchased $100.00 worth...




















This symbol of our great country measures an incredible 80" x 54" and will soon become a family heirloom... Like the flag and nation it symbolizes, when washed in cold water, These Colors Don't Run!!! The drawing will appropriately be held on July 4th of this year and should you be the lucky winner and need it shipped to you, we'll gladly do that for the low, low shipping and processing fee of $2,995.00, but wait, act now and we'll double the order, just pay seperate processing fee... (sorry, sometimes I just can't control myself) This will of course be sent to you for free, so make sure along with your "Tax Deductable" check you send any special shipping instructions...

Here's how to enter...
Send your check made out to Cape 912, Inc. and pertinant information, phone # if you want to receive notifiction by phone to...

Cape 912, Inc.
PO Box 100174

Cape Coral, FL 33910-0174

OF COURSE WE ACCEPT DONATIONS TOO...

Cape 912, Inc. is a not for profit corporation registered in the State of Florida. All donations from members and friends go to educating area children and citizens of Lee County in the United States Constitution and the teachings of our founding fathers. If you would like to donate to help educate our children please make a check out to:   Cape 912, Inc. and send to the P.O. Box above...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

P.S.
Should you choose to participate, tell us where you saw this, as I'll be linking it to my FB page as well..

Sunday, May 29, 2011

RECYCLE SUNDAY, YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A GOING PROBLEM (P)

When you are as sick and twisted as I am, you can be inspired by anything... The proof comes from a post I made after viewing a commercial for a product to reduce an enlarged prostate...



You can easily figure out that this was a year prior to the 2010 election, but it can easily (unfortunately) be applied to the upcoming 2012 election...









YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A GOING PROBLEM

Are you finding yourself going to your check book more often?


Do you find yourself going to your check book, getting there and then not being able to pay when you get there?


Are you getting up several times a night to pay?


You do not have a going problem, you have a growing problem...


Your government is growing and it's putting pressure on your check book...


There is a solution to this problem, it's called I'm-A-Voter...


If you start using I'm-A-Voter today, you can see results in as little as 13 months... (2010 elections)


I'm-A-Voter helps you to remove those socialist, big government liberals, and in time actually replace them with fiscally responsible conservatives...


This resulting in you not having to go to your check book as often, and when you do go, actually being able to write a check...


I'm-A-Voter is not for everyone... Please check with your financial advisor...


If you are a liberal, or have the chance of becoming a liberal, please do not handle I'm-A-Voter...


The risk of certain abnormalities such as Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid may occur...


If you are taking I'm-A-Voter and Barney Frank starts making sense, stop taking I'm-A-Voter immediately and seek professional help...


NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Friday, May 27, 2011

HOW WE ENDED UP WITH A COCK FOR PRESIDENT (P)

Here's the true story of how Barack Obama came to be president...



















John was in the chicken business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.


This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way to do it without work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully next time around; you can't always hear the bell.

STOP LETTING THIS COCK SCREW YOU... VOTE AS IF YOUR LIFE AND VIRGINITY DEPENDED ON IT...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...



Thursday, May 26, 2011

"ONE JOKE OVER THE LINE" (P)

Well I woke up this morning and was blocked from logging into Blogspot... Ever since that thirteen year old boy was visited by the "secret service" for a posting on FB, I guess its been a little spooky as to just how "Big Brother" is monitoring us... I'm sure that you're going to find this unbelievable, but I have a very vivid imagination... So after my "Lil Johnny" post yesterday and my inability to log on this morning, my mind started to go places that up until a few years ago, it would never have gone... My mind is racing as I'm showering this morning, and all I could think about was "One Joke Over The Line" and being a child (some argue still today) of the sixties, the Brewer and Shipley song "One Toke Over The Line" kept playing in my head, so as long as I'm singing in my head, I thought you might as well too...
ENJOY...





NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

LIL JOHNNY MEETS PRESIDENT OBAMA (P)

So what happens when this little guy meets...





















Meets this guy...














Lil Johnny Meets Barack

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.


One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."


"No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident."


A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."


"I'm afraid not,' explained Obama.


'That's what we would call great loss."


The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"


Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."


"Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"


"Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss.... and you can bet your ass it's probably not an accident either."

 

 NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

GAS PRICE HYPOCRACY (P) BY WAY OF (L)

The truly amazing part is that this man has two moving parts, his mouth and his a**hole, and they're interchangeable...

H/T to Bro who sent this to me in an email... Please watch this and try not to laugh or puke, depending on how you deal with things...





Perhaps I was a little harsh singling out the Moron-N-Chief, as the problem seems to be with the entire bunch on the left...

Does anyone actually think that $5.00 gas is going to save lives... Again, let capitalism work, take the ridiculous regulations off the American entrepreneur and when someone builds and is able to mass produce an alternative to gas powered vehicles, the WORLD will beat a path to their door... Until then, STFU and DRILL BABY, DRILL...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Monday, May 23, 2011

MORON-N-CHIEF ON DAMAGE CONTROL (P)

The headline accompanying this pathetic photo op: "Bond with Israel Unbreakable"

















If the old adage "stupidity should be painful" is true, this moron is in dire need of some morphine... Why does this remind me of an old episode of "The Silent Service" (yes, I 'm really that old) in which the submarine commander would always say "dive, dive, dive", followed by "damage control"... This buffoon is on "Damage Control" which reminds me of the Neil Young song "Needle and Damage Done"...  Once you've overdosed, it's too late...

Hey Barack Baby, you keep shooting yourself in the foot, for God's and America's sake please aim higher...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Sunday, May 22, 2011

RECYCLE SUNDAY, "YOU HAD TO BE THERE" (P)

I was listening to Jimmy's album "You had to be there" (though on CD, the original was a double vinyl album, just how do kids clean their pot these days without double albums, but I digress) recorded live and he was introducing a song and saying that they hadn't done this one in a while, but he had been listening to some of his older albums and to quote Jimmy, we had some really good sh*t on those old albums...

Needless to say, it started me thinking, over the years we've had some posts that bear re- posting... So I went back and looked at some and I'm going to recycle / re-post a few and see if you enjoy them the second time around...



WHO MOVED MY GOVERNMENT CHEESE (P)


This is my adaptation of the #1 Best Selling book "Who Moved My Cheeses?" by Spencer Johnson, M.D....















In my adaptation, cheese is an obvious metaphor for entitlement programs... The story revolves around two Marxist, "Barack" and "Nancy" and two Kool-Aide Drinkers, "Lazy" and "No Count"...
Barack is good at "sniffing out or creating cheese" and Nancy is good at "implementing the cheese"... Lazy prefers to cut the cheese, while No Count prefers to use the word "change" when referring to his cheese...

One day Barack, Nancy, Lazy and No Count, find a huge mound of cheese... Lazy and No Count decide that this mound of cheese is so large they never have to think about finding more... They get comfortable and settle down, and are caught by surprise when one day their cheese is gone... Barack and Nancy are ready for this and get back to creating more cheese as they know that this is the only way to keep Lazy and No Count enslaved because cheese is all they know... Lazy and No Count feel that this is wrong, for surely they are worthy of cheese... Lazy screams "It's not fair" insisting that someone put his cheese back... No Count finally decides to venture out to look for cheese, perhaps Barack and Nancy have found their cheese...

Barack and Nancy felt that the only way to make sure that Lazy, No Count and the rest of the Kool-Aide Drinkers always have cheese is to steel from those who refused the "Government Cheese" choosing to work hard, buy cows and make their own "Private Cheese"... There plan was to have the "Government" take over the "Private" cheese makers so they could redistribute the cheese... That way everyone had the same amount of cheese, as only the "Government" could effectively insure that the cheese was shared by all, Kool-Aide Drinkers and Hard Workers alike...

What Barack and Nancy didn't count on was the resolve of the Hard Workers... Soon the Hard Workers joined together and formed the "Wine Party" as they needed to show Barack, Nancy, Lazy, No Count and the rest of the Kool-Aide Drinkers that their "Cheese" was theirs and that if they could work for their "Cheese", the rest of the cheese eaters could as well...

The End
The moral to the story... "Don't whine when someone moves your "Government Cheese"



If you enjoy this whole re-posting thing, let me know... If you don't, who asked you anyway? Just kidding, unlike our POTUS, I can take criticism... 

Saturday, May 21, 2011

AMERICAN SPRING? (P)

These are Egyptian protesters in Tahrir Square...




















These are American patriots at Glenn Beck's 9.12 rally in Washington D.C...




















My point is simply this, we know we can generate the needed response and numbers to be heard... The clock is ticking, we have an administration lead by a man who is "Hell Bent" on destroying the America we all know and love... Is it time for an "American Spring"? We outnumber them, it is a minority that believes the crap this Hosni Mubarak want to be POTUS is spewing on a daily basis... Is it time to take to the streets? Does our Republic have the time to waste? We are at the brink and a failure to act could very well be fatal to our restoring our country... 

This post is not intended to do anything other than make you pause and think...
"AMERICAN SPRING"
Strong enough for a man, but gentle enough for a woman...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Dear "dumBO" WTF? (L)

Dear "dumBO",

Why the F**K are you throwing our only ally in the Middle East under the bus? Do you actually believe that Israel is going to accept pre-1967 borders, or are you that stupid? That would mean certain annihilation of the state of Israel!

Why don't you just give President Tom (Amadimajad) the nukes to wipe "Little Satin" off the face of the earth so they can hurry up and come after "Big Satin". That would be us you dumb ass!

Please don't take this little rant as some redneck cracker just spouting off. You are the worst thing that has ever happened to this Great Republic, and I will do anything possible with every fiber of my being to stop you and your kind from destroying the Nation I love! God Bless America!!!

Lock & Load!!!
Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

NEWT CAN'T GO AWAY FAST ENOUGH (P)

This is very short and to the point, please take a minute and watch it...



I wasn't fond of Newt Gingrich even before he threw Paul Ryan and the rest of the Conservative Republicans under the bus... This man is a RINO Washington insider and not who we need leading this great country... The longer he is involved in this race, the more damage he is perpetrating on our cause... 

I'm sure this is going to shock you, but in my youth, it was often times the case that I would be in a bar at closing time in which the lights would go on and the bartender would say "you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here"... To that let me add, "Newt, you don't have go home, but you can't stay in the race"...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

MY LOCAL CONGRESSMAN CONNIE MACK (P)

Please take a minute to listen to Connie Mack's proposal to reduce spending by 1% per year, ultimately balancing the federal budget by the year 2019...





I've got a better idea... What do you say we cut it by 10% per year and get out of this mess 10 times sooner... In the last big meltdown that was diverted by the last continuing resolution, they were poised to furlough 800,000 nonessential federal employees... HELLO, just exactly what part of nonessential don't you understand?  We have enough waste and duplication in the federal government  that if cut completely would have us well under way to getting our budget balanced and eventually getting rid of the national debt...

Please don't misunderstand me, Congressman Mack is an excellent conservative representative and I've voted for him as well as his father... The point I'm trying to make is that we're in really deep Doo Doo and it's going to take drastic measures to get us out of this mess... I much prefer biting the bullet now than risk losing everything as our country spends its way into oblivion...

If this post seems a little dated, it's because I started it before Blogger had its glitch...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Saturday, May 14, 2011

WHY YES, WE WERE COOL (P)

























I'll simply title this picture "The Three Musketeers"...

This picture was taken forty plus years ago... (I can tell because I'm not wearing a wedding ring, who needs carbon dating) On the left is the infamous (L), that's me (P) in the middle and the Paul McCartney look alike (well at least they both play left handed) is the infamous (Nanotweezer) who you'll often see commenting on here...

I was smoking a cigarette, so I must have been cool... (that's a joke, gave them up 35 years ago) Nano was and still is an accomplished musician who tried to teach me to play, but even he couldn't teach a tone deaf, rhythmically challenged (P) to do more than strum a few chords... (thanks for the effort anyway) So a few years later we put capitalism to work and opened a "Head Shop"... (hey, I told you we were cool) (L) should as I'm typing this be on his way back from Tennessee after going to check on his property... He wants to retire there and I want blood work done as I'm not sure we're really brothers, let alone twins... You live in Florida Bro, it doesn't get any better than this... 

Fast forward some forty years and yes, we're still cool... Sadly the Three Musketeers haven't been together all at the same time in anything but Cyberspace in over thirty years, but I'm going to try like hell to remedy that in the not too distant future... We'll see if we can't recreate the photo in an updated form... (that should be special)

A very special thanks to the other (P), (Nano's) wife of 39 years who came across this photo yesterday... Love you both... Oh what the hell, you too Bro...

Friday, May 13, 2011

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRANSPARENCY AND SEE THROUGH (P)


The blouse on the left is transparent...













The "Boob" on the left is see through...










I'm trying to re post this from memory, as the original was lost during the glitch blogger has had in the past couple days...

Does anyone think that the Moron-N-Chief is attempting transparency with his new (it's only a draft, let me repeat, it's only a draft) executive order requiring all companies either trying for or currently holding government contracts to divulge their political contributions... Who can't see right through his "Chicago Thug" politics and their intimidation tactics...The unions, his foot soldiers, (wait, I think they are running things) I mean the generals in charge have already stated that "if we can't use the power of persuasion, then we'll use the persuasion of power"...

Ladies and gentlemen, we are at war, the battle lines have been drawn and to the victor goes the spoils... Should we win, we leave our children and their children the greatest country on the face of the earth... If we lose, God help us...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

REPUBLIC VS. DEMOCRACY (T)








We are not a democracy. We are a Republic. We do not need polls of the American people. We need Statesmen who uphold our Constitution.


The polls say that the American people are for taxing companies more, but don’t raise my taxes. Never mind that it is unconstitutional and cuts off their noses to spite their faces.


The reason we have a Republic instead of a democracy is so the lower nature of man (mob rule) would not dominate our lives. What if the polls said that everyone who owns a home in Florida should pay more taxes, because obviously their lives are easier because they don’t get snow. They don’t have to pay to plow their driveways. They have that extra money. It’s not fair. Let’s take it.


You can make an argument for anything. If your mind set is in the collective salvation camp, it might even make sense.


The constitution limits the government and the lower nature of man. We were told it was the law of the land and could not be altered without ratification by three fourths of the states. We did not know about activist judges or politicians or executive orders or that definitions of words could be changed. What part of “public use” is unclear.


We knew our world and our rights were secure because of the difficulty of ratifications. I rested on that. It was not important who we elected because they were all sworn to uphold the constitution. I am much wiser now.

T...

Now let me put my two cents in...
The left does not uphold or give a rats ass about the constitution... It is clear to me now that we are at war, a war in which the very existence of our republic is at stake... We have a socialist for a president who will lie, cheat and steal to advance his agenda... I watched this prick (sorry) state that we as a nation are producing more of our own oil than ever before in history... Funny, but that's not what Eric Bolling showed today as he filled in for Glenn... In 1970 we produced 4.1 million barrels a day MORE than we currently produce... Is the truth not in this man? I think not, I'm no mathamatician, but the nearly 10 million barrels a day we were producing in 1970 is lmost twice as much... Just today he went to El Paso on his latest campaign stop... (must be nice to have Air Force One at your beckoned call) Is there anyone out there that would prefer he tackled the $4.00, soon to be $5.00 a gallon gas or 9% unemployment before he starts trying to solicit the undocumented Democrat vote?

When asked what have you given us, Benjamin Franklin replied "a Republic, if you can keep it"... Ladies and gentlemen, our Republic is in perril... We are out of time, failure is simply not an option, we are at war and to victor goes the spoils... Should we win, our children and grandchildren will live in the greatest country on the face of the earth... If we lose, God help us...

P...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Saturday, May 7, 2011

BUT FIRST, ARE YOU CIVILIZED? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CIVILIZED? WELL I HAVE... (T)

I think perhaps we've created a new blogger... The latest from my beloved (T)... Of course I titled this, borrowing from Jimi Hendrix's "Are You Experienced"...




The fight has been bred out of them. Europeans - Talking, thinking, civilized, wondering if Bin Ladin should have been brought to trial.


Thinking, thinking, thinking. Their thinking has them on the edge of disaster. They gave up their sovereignty to the European Union. Does it answer to the people or do the people answer to the Union. It was a dumb idea. And now they want us to be as “civilized” as they are. No personal action, let’s just think about it. Let’s take it up in committee. We could have thought about it ad nauseam or we could have killed the man


We are still a sovereign nation capable of making decisions without the approval of anyone. We do not answer to the European Union and we do not answer the United Nations. We still are capable of acting in our own self interest.


I hate the hypocrisy of this administration. Not spike the ball!!! We are either the kind of people who take action and kill generals in war or we are not those people. No need to apologize for being what we are. No need to hide it from the rest of the world. Mess with America and we will find you.


The man is dead - I am glad we still have some uncivilized fight left.

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Friday, May 6, 2011

SORRY IF YOU'VE SEEN THESE (P)




Product labeling I can get behind...












This is just funny...
























NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

BOXERS OR BRIEFS? WITH OBAMA, IT DEPENDS (P)


Am I suggesting that the POTUS, leader of the free world (for now anyway) has a bladder control problem? No I am not, but I'm saying that he obviously needs some form of protection when it comes to the loss of control, bodily or otherwise, in the day to day function of his office... I'm going to leave you the link, along with having you make up your own mind as to the POTUS's undergarment de jour... He may very well have control of his bladder, but it is becoming increasingly obvious that he does not have the "CA JONES" to lead a Boy Scout troop, never the less, the greatest country on earth...


OK, I'll be the first to admit that I don't know how to leave one of those cute little HERE to click on, so please click on the link below... Please notice that this article continues on 4 pages...
http://socyberty.com/issues/white-house-insider-obama-hesitated-panetta-issued-order-to-kill-osama-bin-laden/

  1. Does the POTUS as a Muslim have a problem ordering the extermination of another Muslim?
  2. Would a non-Muslim have had a cleric on board the US Carl Vinson to insure a proper burial?
  3. Is leading from behind what you want your president to aspire to?
  4. IS IT 2012 YET?
H/T to nanotweezer...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Monday, May 2, 2011

MY TAKE ON THE WHOLE THING (P)

There are several scenarios that play out in my sick / twisted mind...














  1. According to explicit instruction from Eric Holder, the brave Navy Seal was reading Bin Laden his Miranda rights as follows "You have the right to remain silent BANG"
  2. The cord on his karaoke microphone shorted out right in the middle of his performance of Michael Jackson's "Thriller", killing him in two fashions, a) electricution and b) from the stoning by those listening...

















   3. This Pompas Ass went to Pakistan to negotiate with Bin Laden, during which Bin Laden pulled out a gun and said "you are a disgrace to Muslim men around the world" then turned the gun on himself out of shame...
   4. Last but not least, his wife who was 1/4 his age killed him in his sleep after finding out he was having an affair with a goat...

NOW LET ME BE SERIOUS...
God Bless the brave men and women of our Armed Forces, but especially those 40 brave Navy Seals that carried out this mission... The Son of a Bitch that perpetrated the largest terrorist attack ever on U.S. soil is now in HELL...

The point I want to make abundantly clear is not to allow our Moron-N-Chief to bask in the glory of this accomplishment... If it weren't for Guantanamo and the "ENHANCED INTEROGATION TECHNIQUES" used (need I remind you that were authorised by George Bush) this bastard would still be alive...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...