Friday, April 29, 2011

To P and Conservative men everywhere... (T)

To P and Conservative men everywhere,


This is a love letter. It is to all the wonderful conservative men everywhere. Conservative men - find one and keep him. You can trust them to do the right thing, even when it is difficult. If women are the stone masons, they are the rocks that the foundation of a family is built on.

My book club/support group is filled with fierce independent woman with passion and a strong sense that their place in the world is wherever and however they want it to be. I cherish them beyond words.

This love letter is to their strong conservative husbands and mine, who embrace our strength and don’t insist we hide behind a wall of correctness, political or otherwise. They are secure enough in their masculinity to have no desire to make us fit a preconceived notion of what a woman should be.

Conservative men have no need to control others because they control themselves. They bring strength, calmness and security to our homes. You can rely on a conservative man. You can trust a conservative man. Is there a higher complement we can give?

Thank you to all of you - you know who you are. Your strength of character and strong sense of self enhances the lives of all strong conservative women everywhere. We couldn’t be us without you.

T

This is from my beloved (T), is it not abundantly clear why I fell in love with and cherish this woman...
I never had a chance... (P)

Thursday, April 28, 2011

THERE'S A REASON WE FOUGHT THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR (P)


















There's a reason we fought the Revolutionary War and brave men fought and died...















So we would never have to put up with this crap again...










ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
NOBODY GIVES A RAT'S ASS!!!
I'D RATHER WATCH PAINT DRY!!!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

SILVER BULLET MY ASS (P)


Please allow me to apologise in advance, as  I know some of you are going to be offended by this...

This is a picture of a "Silver Bullet" one for which the Moron-N-Chief is proclaiming we don't possess in order to bring down the price of gas... 





This is a picture of suppositories, of which when I spent four months in spinal cord rehab were affectionately referred to as "Silver Bullets".... (are you starting to see where I'm heading with this)



This is a Chevy Volt, exactly what the Moron-N-Chief says is the answer to high gas prices... He is suggesting that we all run out and purchase more fuel efficient cars... Need I remind you that you and I are on the hook as taxpayers to the tune of $30,000.00 plus for every one of these sold because it costs north of $70,000.00 to produce and sells to the public somewhere north of $40,000.00... Not only couldn't Government Motors produce enough of these beauties to make a dent in gas consumption, if they did, we as taxpayers would be out Billions if not Trillions of dollars in subsidies...



This is a picture of "Oil Wells" that believe it or not, would reduce our dependency on foreign oil, thus bringing down the price of gas... The mere threat of our increasing domestic production of oil would have an immediate effect on the price of crude and the long term would give us back our energy independence...




OK boys and girls, one of these things was designed to be inserted in the rectum, I'll leave the choice up to you... Which of these items would you like to stick up Obama's ass? The oil derricks have a shape more conducive to insertion, but wouldn't you love to shove the Chevy Volt where the sun doesn't shine on Obama?

This was therapeutic for me, I hope you had fun with it as well...

NOT RACIST...  NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

NANCY REAGAN REGARDING JOHN HINCKLEY JR'S POSSIBLE RELEASE (P)


We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady.


You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.


Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.




There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.


Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:
To: John Hinckley


From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.


In our country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting President Reagan.


We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We're confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive man.

Best wishes,


Nancy Reagan & Family


P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.

H/T to my dear friend Linda...
NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Monday, April 25, 2011

Sunday, April 24, 2011

CRITICAL THINKING, THE LOST ART (P)












Is it any wonder why so many of our young (again, I'm not saying all of) people were duped into voting  for Obama? They are no longer taught how to think for themselves... I think that having been born before Al Gore invented the Internet has served me quite well in the simple fact that I can think for myself... 

 It has been described in a much more comprehensive sense as "the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered from, or generated by, observation, experience, reflection, reasoning, or communication, as a guide to belief and action... (it's called copying and pasting)

I know that the progressive movement has joined forces with the radicals from the sixties, Bill Ayers comes to mind, and the union thugs like Richard Trumka and the AFLCIO... I therefore am able to deduce that they, if nothing else, are hell bent on their attempt to fundamentally transform America... I can conclude that even though they are in this for different reasons, the progressives because they think we are too stupid to think for ourselves, the radicals from the sixties because they are fighting against imperialism and the union thugs for the shear power and money, it's going to be a fight in which we must pool all our resources to win... I also know that FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION...

What can we do? If you watched Glenn's program Friday, you heard him say "you get it, I'm preaching to the choir"... If you are reading this blog, you get it as well, so today's sermon is this, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING MORE PROACTIVE...

  1. Make it your duty every day to engage in conversation with one or more person or persons about the importance of removing Barack Obama and his Socialist / Marxist ideology from power... Keep a journal about your encounters and share your tactics and more importantly your victories... In every pole you see, there are an incredible number of "undecided" (I know, it boggles my mind too) these are the people we need to reach... Don't waste your time on the "Kool-Aide" drinkers, they are missing a chromosome or two and will never get it...
  2. Encourage those people to do the same, the power of duplication...
  3. If you have children old enough to vote, threaten them with exclusion from your will should they not vote for the conservative candidate, or at least explain to them that if these people are reelected, there won't be anything left to leave them... 
  4. Refute and disprove the lefts' class warfare and scare tactics about killing women and starving seniors...
  5. Use their own "Rules for Radicals" and demonise, ridicule  and condemn the left... Must I repeat myself, FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION...
  6. Organise, organise, organise... They're way ahead of us in this aspect...
  7. Don't allow the indoctrination of our school children to continue... The eternal optimist in me says that we will turn this around and we must teach our children the principles that made this country great.. Much the same way we developed vaccines for polio and other childhood deceases, we can immunize them against the most terrifying decease of all, the dreaded "Can't get my head out of my ass syndrome"... (Goes back to the whole ridicule thing)
So right about now you are wondering how I got from a post on critical thinking to this... Well frankly, so am I...

Let me attempt to tie this together...

IT IS CRITICAL THAT YOU THINK, SO ALL IS NOT LOST...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...





Saturday, April 23, 2011

I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF (P)




“The fact that we are here today to debate raising Amer­ica’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reck­less fiscal policies. … Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that ‘the buck stops here. Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better.”

– SENATOR BARACK H. OBAMA, MARCH 2006

THIS MAN MUST BE DEFEATED!!!
Don't you find it amusing, that this man only has two moving parts, his mouth and his asshole...
The truly amazing part is that they are interchangeable...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONG SILENT...

Friday, April 22, 2011

REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EITHER (P)

Isn't it ironic that students at a university don't get the correlation  between redistribution of their hard earned GPA and the redistribution of your hard earned wealth...



The truly sad part about this is that unfortunately (not all by any means, but a vast majority of) these students are the "Usefull Idiots" that the uber left brainwash into their agenda...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

JOBS TO FILL (P)

Before I show you my version enjoy Jimmy Buffet and Alan Jackson singing Jimmy's  "Boats To Build"... I know that he's not every one's cup of tea, but I'm the biggest Parrot Head on the planet... As entertainers tend to be on the liberal side, Jimmy is as good an example of Capitalism at its' best that you'll ever find... He has amassed a fortune not only with his recordings, but his merchandising genius... Is there anyone who has never heard of "Margaritaville"?



JOBS TO FILL

Where’s all the change
We know who’s to blame
The same ol lies the same ol spew
They’re not fixing a thing there’s nothing new


Jobs precious jobs
Are being lost every day
We got taxes to cut we got regulations to end
We got the economy to grow we got a message to send


We’re gonna fix the economy
With the GOP plan
We’ll use the Laffer Curve
Something they’ll never understand
Let the Democrats fall where they will
Cause we’ve got jobs to fill


Economies are fragile things
You need jobs to make them sing
Jobs for life jobs for hope
Jobs to keep our country afloat
We’re gonna fix the economy
With the GOP plan
We’ll use the Laffer Curve
Something they’ll never understand
Let the Democrats fall where they will
Cause we’ve got jobs to fill


Recovery distant recovery
Something we’re not headed for
There’s no one to guide our way
Change our course we’ve gone astray


We’re gonna fix the economy
With the GOP plan
We’ll use the Laffer Curve
Something they’ll never understand
Let the Democrats fall where they will
Cause we’ve got jobs to fill




Sometimes you just gotta have fun...


NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

WORST JOB ON THE PLANET (P)

I usually don't have much compassion for left wing scum puppies like Jay Carney, but lets face it, this poor bastard has to go out every day, look people in the eye and then lie through his teeth...







WTF and I sure as hell don't mean "Win The Future"... I'm watching the news (of course it was FOX, as if there are any other news organization worthy of watching) and I hear this SLUB playing down the fact that Standard and Poors just down graded The United States of America to a NEGATIVE rating... True, they haven't dropped our AAA rating as of yet, but the way these ASSHOLES in Washington (Republicans as well as Democrats) are spending, it's only a matter of time before they do... Unless this has been their plan all along, and I for one am convinced this is the case, this will be the final nail in the coffin for The United States of America... 

WE THE PEOPLE  damn well better get our heads out of our posteriors and stop these people who are destroying our country... Should we loose our AAA rating, the interest alone on our debt would consume the VAST MAJORITY of our GDP... The U.S. dollar would be rendered practically worthless, something Ben Bernanke and the Federal Reserve are already doing at a break neck speed... Lets just print (OK, not physically print, they just add zeros on existing accounts) more money and make what's out there worth a little less until ultimately it's not worth less, but worthless... OK boys and girls, can you say Zimbabwe or Weimar Republic? 

There are some interesting emails circulating about the possibility of a criminal background for one Barry Soetoro / Barry Sorento or what ever your real name is AKA Barack Obama... The last thing I do every night is pray to God someone finds what would amount to an impeachable offense lurking in that shady background of yours, because 2012 is too late to stop you from destroying this great nation... I do not wish the same ill against you that you wish upon this country, but I sure as hell want you gone... I'll pen another one of my infamous songs, "Thank God and Congress (in lieu of Greyhound) You're Gone"...

The next big issue to confront us is the "Debt Ceiling"... If we raise the ceiling on our debt without an iron clad "Balanced Budget" amendment, that's probably what will ultimately force Standard and Poors to drop our credit rating from AAA to who cares, it's too late... They are going to want to see a 180 degree turn around from the out of control spending that is currently the trademark of this administration...

The battle lines have been drawn, The Second American Revolution has begun... Choose wisely which side you join, as it's going to get ugly... We as a nation are sailing in uncharted waters, and it's going to take a mighty army to defeat our enemy, but it's time to once again pledge Our Lives, Our Fortunes and Our Sacred Honor so as to once again make this, The American Experiment, a success...

Well that's all the rambling and ranting I can fit into one lunch hour, until next time...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GOVERNMENT BUREACRACY (P)

H/T to Carter for this one...















All you Need to Know about Government Bureaucracy:



** Pythagorean theorem: .................................................. 24 words.

** Lord's prayer:.................................................................. 66 words.

 ** Archimedes' Principle: .................................................. 67 words.

** 10 Commandments: .................................................... 179 words.

 ** Gettysburg address: .................................................... 286 words.

** Declaration of Independence : ....................................1,300 words.

** US Constitution with all 27 Amendments : ..................... 7,818 words.



** US Government regulations on sale of cabbage ... 26,911 words.



SORT OF PUTS THINGS INTO PROPER PERSPECTIVE, DOESN'T IT ? .....................


NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Monday, April 18, 2011

IT'S TAX DAY AND SNOOPY HAS A GREAT IDEA (P)




I'm firmly convinced that Snoopy and the entire Peanuts gang have always been close to my heart because we were both born in October of 1950... (I guess since (L) & I are twins, that makes us triplets) R.I.P. Charles Schults, for like the strip above, you had the wonderful ability to make us laugh when we'd otherwise be crying...

I ended up (even with the financially horrible year I had in 2010) with a refund, ever so slight, but none the less, a refund... That only means one thing, I SCREWED UP... By the grace of God (no thanks to you Obama and your rediculous stimulous plan) I'm back on the payroll, though at a much reduced amount of hours... Nothing pisses me off more than giving FEDZILLA my money to throw away instead of earning interest on it... You can bet your sweet ass, I'm adjusting my deductions so those bastards don't have a penny more of my money to waste than absolutely what I owe... Even at the low return on savings accounts, it's far better in my pocket than in theirs...

When I look at the waste and fraud that is the Federal Government, I really want to join with Snoopy and tell the IRS to take me off their mailing list...

I just want to tell Harry Reid and the rest of the morons on the left that the Taxed Enough Already Party isn't going away and we will dance a jig on your political grave... 

God Bless America and God Blss the TEA Party...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Sunday, April 17, 2011

WARNING, VERY SALTY LANGUAGE, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF... (P)

If the "F" word bothers you, don't watch this, if not prepare to laugh as only Dennis Miller can make you...



TOLD YOU SO...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Friday, April 15, 2011

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "GIRLS GONE WILD" (P)

Please watch this video and then read the rest below....



IF WHAT YOU ARE SITTING ON (PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GET GRAPHIC) HASN'T STARTED TO PUCKER, SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION...

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

I might be around, The Good Lord willing, in 2021, but there's no way I'll be here in 2046... Please heed my word, if you don't help me fix this mess, I'm coming back and I'm going haunt each and every one of you... There is nothing scarier than a ghost in a wheelchair that is dragging chains... 

OK, now how do we fix this mess... The first thing is to cut up FEDZILLA'S credit card... Not raising the DEBT LIMIT is a start... Absolutely demand the passage of a balanced budget amendment... Insure that The Socialist-N-Chief can't raise taxes period... Repeal  (was going to say "KILL" but don't want the Civility Police on my ass) Obummercare, never letting them implement any of it...

This great country of ours doesn't have a revenue problem, it has a spending problem... I'll be the first to admit, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A WALK IN THE PARK, but kicking the can down the road isn't making it any easier...

Last but not least, make sure that Obama goes down in history as a one term president... 

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT... 

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

A LEGACY OF FAILURE, THAT'S OBAMA'S CLAIM TO FAME (P)

I don't know about you, but this ad pretty much sums up the legacy of Barack Obama... The latest campaign speech he delivered today did nothing but reveal his absolute disregard for logic and utter comtempt for America... I received the following in an email and feel it needs to be viewed by as many as possible...



This man can't go away fast enough... I'm pledging that I personally will do anything within the confines of the law and human decency to prevent this man from a second term in office..

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

AMERICA HAS A MONKEY ON ITS BACK (P)

Please take 30 seconds and watch the PSA below...




Now lets put this in a different perspective...





















Does raising the "Debt Ceiling" make any more sense than doing cocaine so you can work longer, so you can make more money, so you can do more cocaine, so you can work longer...

Do we really need to borrow more money, so we can spend more money, so we can borrow more money, so we can spend more money...

STOP THE MADNESS!!!

America needs to go to rehab and get clean and sober... We don't have a revenue problem, we have a spending problem... We as a nation bring in enough money to service the debt and run our government... It's not going to be easy or pleasant, but quiting "Cold Turkey" never is... We need an intervention in which those of us who actually live within our means tell Washington that it's time they did the same... 

JUST SAY NO!!!   
TO RAISING THE DEBT CEILING!!!

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Sunday, April 10, 2011

TEA ANYONE? (P)

The Lee County Patriots in conjunction with the Cape Coral 9/12 and the Naples Tea Party hosted a TEA Party in beautiful downtown Ft. Myers (sorry, was born and raised here, a little prejudice) at Centennial Park... I'm not going to try and say there were thousands of people there, but several hundred braved what turned out to be brutally hot conditions even for April in South West Florida...

It was a very inspiring event happening only hours after what some are saying was a failure by our Republican / Conservative elected representatives in the "Budget Battle" with the morons on the left... Why do we continue to deny the fact that deep down inside, all we really want to do is kill women and starve senior citizens... One of the first steps we must take is to admit we have a problem... Hi my name is (P) and I'm a woman killing, senior citizen starving Conservative...  There, I said it, now with help from Harry Reid and Chuck Schumer I can someday say "I'm a recovering Conservative"... Everyone knows that you are never completely liberal, it's one day at a time...
(I have no idea where that came from, but I had fun with it)


Back on track... The speakers were as interesting as they were inspiring... It never fails to fill me with hope every time I attend something like this and see that I'm not alone... That there are Americans that still believe in the principles that this great nation was founded upon... We are and will forever be the greatest nation on the face of the earth and that the "American Experiment" is alive and well... We as a nation fell asleep, but by the grace of God, we woke up in the nick of time... The Founding Fathers gave us the perfect (well as perfect as humanly possible) system by which we can govern ourselves... We need to adhere to it and never forget that it's "We the People", not the government that is in charge... They work for us and must never be allowed to think otherwise... We are endowed by our Creator (something Obama has trouble saying) with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness... We don't need anyone "spreading the wealth around" the playing field is fine the way it is, no leveling needed... Just do what is outlined in the Constitution and let the American people do what we do best... We became the greatest nation on earth because we have the freedom to do and prosper as individuals, no collective salvation, no executive orders, no mandates needed...

I must admit the absolute highlight of my day was when I was approached by a young lady who leaned over and asked are you The Born Again American? I knew immediately that she must be "The Conservative Lady" http://tclblogger.blogspot.com/ author of this incredible blog... We knew that we both lived here in South West Florida, but had never met in person... You need only to visit her blog to understand what a service she provides to our country and our cause... The really great part is that she and her husband to whom we will refer to as TCG (The Conservative Gentleman) are as pleasant and engaging as any two people you could ever hope to meet... Like many, they are part time residents here and soon will be heading north, but I am looking forward to more encounters with them when they return next fall...

Here are a few pictures thanks to my beloved (T) and a special thanks to (L) & (TL) for that wonderful lunch we enjoyed afterwards... (Thanks Bro, next time it's on us)






























I have absolutely no idea who the crazy old fart in the wheelchair is, but he keeps showing up at these things with his ridiculous signs...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Lock and Load!!!
(had to get that in there for Bro)

Sunday, April 3, 2011

FROM THE HIT BROADWAY MUSICAL "WEST BANK STORY" (P) & (L)


This is a collaborative effort, it was (L's) idea and my lyrical genius... (self appreciation has never been a problem of mine)








Straight from the famed Broadway musical "WEST BANK STORY" I present to you...

"SHARIA"


The most hideous sound I ever heard
All the hideous sounds of the world in a single word
Sharia
I'm governed by a law named Sharia
And suddenly the shame
Life will never be the same
I really hate
Sharia
I just got punished by a law named Sharia
And suddenly I find
This law is not kind
Can this be
Sharia
Say it loud and women they are stoning
Say it soft and a burka you'll be donning
Sharia
I'll never stop hating
Sharia
Sharia, Sharia…
Sharia
Say it loud and women they are stoning
Say it soft and a burka you'll be donning
Sharia
I'll never stop hating
Sharia
The most hideous sound I ever heard
Sharia


This was a lot of fun, but it's not funny in the least...

Wake up America...
Islam is not a religion, it is an ideology and a terrible one at that... Their sole (not to be confused with soul) mission is a world wide caliphate and the spread of Sharia law...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

Lock & Load!!!