DON'T MAKE ME RUN FOR PRESIDENT! (P)

Who hasn't heard this from a parent at some point in time?

Well I'm starting to feel the same way as to we, "THE CONSERVATIVE RIGHT", coming up with a clear cut winner to oust "Numb Nuts" in 2012... So again I implore  you "don't make me run for president"...




I'm not sold on anyone at this point... I do however have reservations about some so called contenders... I do not like Mitt Romney, two words Romney Care...  Michelle Bachmann has some really good ideas, but I don't think she has a chance... (before you take my head off, let me explain... (T) and I host in our home what started out as a  "book club" that has now been more aptly referred to as a "support group" in which I'm the only male with six females "what can I say, I'm a chick magnet"... These are very conservative women and it is their consensus that it would be next to impossible for any woman to win)... I love about 95% of Ron Paul right up until he starts spouting about withdrawing our entire military from around the world... That is just not plausible at this time... Certainly something we can and should strive for in the future... I'm not wild about any of these guys, Tim Pawlenty, Mitch Daniels, Herman Cain or Haley Barbour... I like Newt Gingrich, he certainly is worldly and wise, but does he carry too much baggage? I would truly love to see any of the following Rand Paul, Marco Rubio or Lt. Col. Allen West, except look what happened the last time we elected a first term senator... (I know West is a congressman) 

So don't make me start an exploratory committee and run for president, as I really don't want to... Should this be necessary, let me assure you of a couple of things...

1. I have a birth certificate and only one social security number...
2. You can find plenty of people that I went to school with...
3. I don't play golf...
4. I'm a child of the sixties and I did inhale... As (L) likes to say, I remember the Mustang coming out in 1964 and everything is a little hazy after that...
5. There's no way in hell I'm going to wear long pants or a tie... (although I could teach Obummer how to tie a Double Windsor, instead of that lop sided excuse he wears)
6. I would get us out of the United Nations and get that money pit of a bad idea off our soil... Citizen of the world my ass, I'm an American citizen and damn proud of it...
7. I'd get rid of Obummer Care...
8. I'd cut spending and require a balanced budget...
9. I'd stop government waste...
10. I'd get rid of the EPA and DOE...
11. I'd abolish the IRS and institute a "Fair Tax"...
12. I'd uphold the Constitution...
13. I'd shrink the federal government and return the power to the states...
14. I'd repeal the 17th amendment, giving the state assemblies the power to elect the senators...
15. Come to think of it, I'd make a damn good president...

You heard it here first..


I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT...

FREE HUGS... (P)

If you can watch this and not smile, check your pulse, because you've been dead for a while...

An Open Letter To the "POTUS" (L)

Dear "DUMBO",

The world is burning and you are off to Rio!

I just have one thing to ask of you, how about staying home and doing the PHUCKING job the imbeciles of this country elected you to do! Thank God you have less than two years left to bring disgrace and economic chaos to this Great Nation!

This does not mean keeping your mouth shut while the Arab world turns into a blood bath!

This does not mean filling out your NCAA brackets!

This does not mean letting the French of all nations lead the way for a "No-fly Zone" over Libya!

This means giving the country and people of Japan our undivided attention and support until their crisis has been brought to a manageable situation!

This means stay at home and lead your country! Oh, I forgot, this is something you know nothing about!

Lock & Load!!!
Sons & Daughters of Liberty Unite!!!

THESE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD (P)